PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tim Tebow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sam Snooker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tebow's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, God's Gonna Cut You Down. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Tebow
vs
Snooker

191 cm
36
240 lbs
22 - 19 - 0

195 cm
25
275 lbs
5 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 19 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Tim Tebow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Sam Snooker!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Dmitry Maklakov and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snooker is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

Tebow clinches.

Tebow has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Snooker regains guard immediately.
Tebow looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Tebow tries to free his leg and advance position but Snooker is retaining full guard.
Snooker can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Tebow controls the pace.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snooker trying to keep a closed guard but Tebow is proving a slippery customer.

That's one minute gone in the round.

We're going to have a standup here because Tim Tebow wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Tebow comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Tebow dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tebow pushes Snooker away with a front kick.
Tim Tebow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tebow scores with a kick to the body.
Tebow fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Snooker has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Snooker looks winded!

Tebow drops Snooker with a nice combination! Tebow dives into Snooker's guard, looking to finish!

Snooker is rocked!

It looks like Sam Snooker has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tebow trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Tebow slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Tebow tries to free his leg and advance position but Snooker is retaining full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tebow in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Tebow wants to pass the guard but Snooker is keeping the position.
Tebow stands and throws Snooker's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Tebow throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Tebow landing a few strikes.

Tebow wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Snooker, who protects the arm well.
Tebow working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Tebow is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Snooker knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Tebow moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Tebow has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tebow throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.

Tebow is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Snooker is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

Tebow tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Tebow has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Tebow is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Snooker is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tim Tebow dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sam Snooker's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Tebow lands a front kick.
Snooker on the wrong end of a nice jab.

Tebow clinches up with Snooker and pushes him back against the cage.
Tebow lands a shoulder strike.
A short uppercut from Tebow.
Snooker is still on wobbly legs! Can Tebow finish him?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short body shot lands from Tebow as the two fighters clinch.
Snooker seems to have recovered his senses.
Snooker has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Tebow is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Snooker takes a shot to the head.
Tebow lands a body shot.

Tebow breaks the clinch.
Tebow plants his feet and throws a 3 punch combo. Miss, miss, boom! The third punch, a big right hook, connects right on the temple and drops Snooker to the mat, unconscious! This fight is all over! Snooker just couldn't keep out of the way of the whole flurry of punches!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Tim Tebow!
A very excited looking Tim Tebow made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.