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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ichabod Klopfenstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shigeo Miyato (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Miyato has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Shigeo Miyato was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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168 lbs
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177 lbs
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Great elbows
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Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
35 - 23 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Ichabod Klopfenstein !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Shigeo Miyato!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, John Mangel and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Miyato is looking to land body kicks.
Miyato misses with a body kick.
Miyato tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Miyato tries a low kick but Klopfenstein avoids it.
A lazy body kick from Miyato
and Klopfenstein counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Miyato is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Miyato looks winded!
Miyato throws a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Miyato misses with a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with an outside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from Miyato misses
and Klopfenstein counters with an outside leg kick.
Miyato throws a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with an inside leg kick.
Miyato scores with a kick to the body.
Miyato looks to land a body kick but Klopfenstein moved away.
Miyato feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Klopfenstein 's calf.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Miyato scores with a kick to the midsection.
Klopfenstein on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Miyato throws a low kick but Klopfenstein moves out of range easily.
Miyato throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Miyato throws a solid leg kick but Klopfenstein takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Miyato.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Miyato pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Miyato throws a push kick but Klopfenstein slaps the foot to one side.
Miyato throws a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a good, hard body kick but Miyato shrugs it off.
Miyato misses with a low kick.
A low kick from Miyato misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Miyato throws a leg kick that is checked
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice low kick that buckles Miyato's knee momentarily.
Miyato thows a leg kick but Klopfenstein checks it
and Klopfenstein counters with a good, hard body kick but Miyato shrugs it off.
A low kick from Miyato is predictable there
and Klopfenstein finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Miyato throws a leg kick that is checked
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Miyato throws a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a slapping leg kick.
Miyato tries to score with a low kick but Klopfenstein moves his leg out of the way.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ichabod Klopfenstein dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Miyato throws a push kick but Klopfenstein slaps the foot to one side.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Miyato lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Klopfenstein has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Klopfenstein and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Klopfenstein blocks a low kick nicely.
Klopfenstein takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Miyato misses with an attempted mid kick.
Miyato is breathing heavily.
Miyato tries to land a body kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice low kick that buckles Miyato's knee momentarily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Miyato throws a body kick that misses
and Klopfenstein makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Miyato really felt that one!
Miyato throws a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a leg kick.
Miyato throws a wild body kick that Klopfenstein sees coming a mile off.
Miyato throws a body kick that misses.
Miyato throws a leg kick but Klopfenstein checks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Miyato throws a leg kick that is checked
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that stops Miyato in his tracks momentarily.
Miyato misses with a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick. That will keep Miyato thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Miyato throws a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that stops Miyato in his tracks momentarily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A lazy body kick from Miyato
and Klopfenstein counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Miyato gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Miyato throws a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a solid body kick.
Miyato thows a leg kick but Klopfenstein checks it
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice kick to the body.
A low kick from Miyato is predictable there
and Miyato takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Miyato.
Miyato looks for the body kick but Klopfenstein saw that one coming.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Miyato wants to land a leg kick but Klopfenstein is out of range.
Miyato throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A lazy body kick from Miyato
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice kick to the body.
Miyato's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Miyato throws a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Miyato misses with the body kick
and Klopfenstein cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ichabod Klopfenstein dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Miyato misses with a low kick.
Miyato throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Klopfenstein checks a leg kick nicely.
Miyato fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Klopfenstein is out of range.
Miyato thows a leg kick but Klopfenstein checks it
and Klopfenstein counters with a thumping low kick.
Miyato thows a leg kick but Klopfenstein checks it
and Klopfenstein makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Miyato takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Klopfenstein checks a leg kick.
Miyato throws the kick towards the body but Klopfenstein avoids it.
Miyato misses with the body kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick.
A low kick from Miyato misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that stops Miyato in his tracks momentarily.
Miyato tries to land a front kick but Klopfenstein steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Ichabod Klopfenstein is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Miyato throws a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice body kick.
A low kick from Miyato misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Miyato looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Miyato misses with a kick to the body
and Klopfenstein counters with a big head kick but Miyato shrugs it off.
Miyato is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Miyato thows a leg kick but Klopfenstein checks it
and Klopfenstein finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Miyato is still on wobbly legs! Can Klopfenstein finish him?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Miyato throws a body kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with an inside leg kick.
Miyato misses with a kick to the body
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice low kick that buckles Miyato's knee momentarily.
Miyato misses with a kick to the body
and Klopfenstein counters with a leg kick.
Miyato thows a leg kick but Klopfenstein checks it
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice kick to the body.
A low kick from Miyato is predictable there
and Klopfenstein counters with a leg kick.
Miyato seems to have recovered his senses.
Miyato gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Klopfenstein counters with an inside leg kick.
Miyato misses with a leg kick
and Klopfenstein makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Miyato throws a leg kick that is checked
and Klopfenstein counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Miyato is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Miyato throws a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick that crumples his opponent - he's in a world of trouble! Klopfenstein looks at the referee who does nothing so Klopfenstein lands a crushing right that sends Miyato to the floor! This time the ref steps in to end the fight.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ichabod Klopfenstein !
Ichabod Klopfenstein made sure to mention his sponsor, Xtreme Merchandise in his post fight interview.
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energy
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