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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tiny Tim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andres Tiburcio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tiny Tim has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tiny Tim!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Andres Tiburcio!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Damien Edna and Bruno Hogan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tim throws a wild body kick that Tiburcio sees coming a mile off.
Tiny Tim seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tim throws a low kick but Tiburcio avoids it.
Good work by Tiburcio as he checks the leg kick.
Tiburcio checks a leg kick nicely.
Tim throws a body kick that misses.
Tim throws a sloppy head kick and Tiburcio moves out of range easily.
Tim throws a low kick but Tiburcio moves out of range easily.
Tim finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Tim.
Tim throws a head kick that misses.
Tim tries to land a front kick but Tiburcio steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A head kick misses from Tim.
Tim cracks the inside of Tiburcio's front leg.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tim shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Tim throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Tim explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
A chopping leg kick lands by Tim.
Tim really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Tim throws a leg kick but Tiburcio moved away.
Tim tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Tiburcio checks a leg kick nicely.
Tim misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Tiburcio counters by moving into the clinch.
Tiburcio fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tim looking to stall.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Tiburcio takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tim lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Tim lands a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tim tries to pull guard but Tiburcio forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Tim works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Tim drags the fight down to the ground.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Tiburcio wants to get up but he can't break Tim's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Tiburcio stopping the sweep attempt from Tim.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Andres Tiburcio was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Tiburcio checks the leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Tim lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Tiburcio has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Tiburcio and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Tiburcio avoids the head kick by Tim.
Tim throws a leg kick but Tiburcio sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Tim looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Tim fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Tiburcio is out of range.
Tim misses with a low kick.
Tim misses with a head kick.
Tim throws a sloppy head kick and Tiburcio moves out of range easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tim throws a hook but Tiburcio avoids it easily.
Tim throws a low kick but Tiburcio moves out of range easily.
Tim throws a front kick aimed at Tiburcio's knee but Tiburcio avoids it well.
Tim misses with a head kick.
Tim lands a nice looking kick to the body. Tiburcio takes a step back to recover.
That kick from Tim tenderised Tiburcio's leg. Tiburcio is trying to keep his angry face on.
Tim shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tiburcio moves out of range as Tim throws a body kick.
Tiburcio blocks a low kick nicely.
Tim throws a leg kick but Tiburcio checks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tiny Tim dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Tiburcio blocks a low kick nicely.
Tiburcio steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Tim. That one must have hurt.
Tim thows a body kick. Tiburcio tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Tim throws a quick inside leg kick.
Tiburcio checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Tim fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Tiburcio has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Tim wants to slow Tiburcio down by chopping away at his legs.
Tim throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Tiny Tim is winning the standup battle so far.
Tiburcio ducks under a wild hook from Tim.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Tiburcio checks a leg kick.
Tim throws a leg kick but Tiburcio sees it coming and moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tim throws a chopping leg kick but Tiburcio manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Tiburcio checks the leg kick nicely there.
Tim throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Tim pushes Tiburcio away with a front kick.
Tim thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Tiburcio if he has to take too many more of those.
Tiburcio moves out of range of the body kick.
Tim pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Tiburcio takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tim wants to slow Tiburcio down by chopping away at his legs.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Tim.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tim tries to work over Tiburcio's front leg with a kick but Tiburcio checks it.
A solid body kick from Tim.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tiburcio avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tim looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Tim. That's going to slow Tiburcio down.
Tim throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Tim chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Tiburcio on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Tim is looking to chop away at Tiburcio's legs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tim throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tim chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Tiburcio has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Tim.
An inside leg kick lands from Tim.
Tim lands a leg kick that knocks Tiburcio off balance momentarily.
Tim throws a leg kick which misses Tiburcio's front leg but catches the back leg as Tiburcio tries to avoid it.
Good leg kick by Tim there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Tim throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Tiburcio moves out of range of the leg kick from Tim.
Tim tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Tim looking to land some kicks to the body here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tiburcio takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Tiburcio's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Tim throws a nice inside leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tim throws a lazy uppercut
and Tiburcio moves into the clinch.
A short left from Tim.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Tim is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tiburcio can do to turn this around?
Tim swings wildly with an uppercut but Tiburcio uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tiburcio misses with some punches.
Tim tries to pull guard but Tiburcio holds him up against the cage and eventually Tim drops back down to his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tim is looking to break free of the clinch but Tiburcio has double underhooks.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tim.
Tiburcio misses with a hook from the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Tiburcio as Tim tries to tie him up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tiny Tim dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Tim swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tiburcio checks a low kick from Tim.
Tim throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tim misses with a low kick as Tiburcio jumps back.
Tim misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tiburcio checks the leg kick.
Tim fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Tiburcio checks it well.
Tim throws a low kick but Tiburcio moves out of range easily.
Tim connects with an inside leg kick.
Tim misses with a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tim tries to score with a low kick but Tiburcio moves his leg out of the way.
Tiburcio avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Tim throws a leg kick which misses Tiburcio's front leg but catches the back leg as Tiburcio tries to avoid it.
Tim misses the jab.
Tim throws a solid leg kick but Tiburcio takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Tim.
Tiburcio checks a low kick from Tim.
Tim bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Tim throws a leg kick but Tiburcio checks it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Tim.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tim pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tiburcio checks a low kick from Tim.
Tim will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Tim misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tiburcio blocks the body kick.
Tim throws out a leg kick but Tiburcio moves out of range and Tim only half commits.
Tim throws a leg kick but Tiburcio checks it.
A clash of legs there as Tiburcio blocks the low kick.
Tim looks for the body kick but Tiburcio saw that one coming.
Tim misses with a kick to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tim is looking to score with low kicks.
Tim is looking to score with low kicks.
A low kick from Tim is predictable there
and Tiburcio holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Andres Tiburcio has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tim throws a punch but it's blocked by Tiburcio.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tiburcio.
Tiburcio lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Tiburcio blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tim jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Tiburcio walks away with a smile on his face. Tim gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Tiburcio stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Tim.
Tim misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Tim tries to work over Tiburcio's front leg with a kick but Tiburcio checks it.
Tim shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tim throws a low kick but it's checked well by Tiburcio.
Tim bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Tiburcio checks the leg kick nicely there.
Tim scores with a leg kick.
Tim throws a chopping leg kick but Tiburcio manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Tim throws a leg kick but Tiburcio sees it coming and moves out of range.
Tim tries to land a front kick but Tiburcio steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tiburcio checks a leg kick.
Tiburcio checks a low kick from Tim.
Tim throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that's the end of the fight!
Tiny Tim showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Tim has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:26
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:26
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tiny Tim!
During a confident post fight interview, Tiny Tim thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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