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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Emilio Viagra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Halo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Viagra comes to the cage accompanied by do it. Halo comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Squeeze 1st-Jay-Z kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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176 cm
33
165 lbs
26 - 15 - 1 |
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189 cm
31
182 lbs
17 - 9 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
26 - 15 - 1, fighting out of London, Emilio Viagra! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Michael Halo! The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Colin Fotheringham and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Halo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Viagra manages to avoid it. Viagra misses with a takedown attempt and Halo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Halo lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Halo throws a lazy right hand but Viagra sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Halo lands a nice shot to the body.
Viagra fails with a takedown attempt. Halo stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Halo wants it to stay on the feet. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Emilio Viagra. That's going to take a lot out of him. Halo gets a clinch. Viagra misses with a shot to the kidneys.
This has been an exciting period of action! Halo misses with a hook to the ribs.
Halo blocks a body shot from Viagra. Still in the clinch, Halo scores with a nice short uppercut. Halo lands a left hand that snaps the head of Viagra backwards. Halo misses with some punches.
Halo misses with some punches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Halo. Halo breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Viagra changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Halo looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better. If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup. Viagra with the ground and pound but Halo regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round. Halo wants to improve his position but Viagra is controlling well.
Viagra is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Halo doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Viagra. Viagra sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Halo defending well though. Viagra thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. Halo is not content to let Viagra control the position. Halo is trying to get back to full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Halo blocking the ground and pound attempt from Viagra. Halo wants to improve his position but Viagra is controlling well.
Viagra with the ground and pound but Halo uses the opportunity to regain guard. Halo bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Viagra's guard. Viagra is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. Viagra looking to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Viagra has a closed guard, preventing Halo from standing up. Halo stopping the sweep attempt from Viagra. The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now. Halo engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Viagra had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Halo defends it easily. Viagra throws his legs up looking for a submission but Halo uses it to pass to side control.
Viagra might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground. Viagra tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Halo wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Viagra is working hard here to advance position. Halo gets to mount! Viagra was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly. Halo can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Viagra is looking to escape. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Viagra bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done! As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Viagra is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact. Viagra working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. Viagra stopping the sweep attempt from Halo. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Michael Halo will probably get the nod. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Viagra shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Halo pinned against the cage. Halo gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. Halo thumps Viagra with a low kick. Viagra shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Halo pinned against the cage. Halo gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. Viagra throws a sloppy head kick and Halo moves out of range easily. Viagra changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Halo looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better. Halo takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Viagra in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows. Halo taking punishment in the form of punches.
This has been an exciting period of action! Viagra working the ground and pound but Halo is defending the strikes. Viagra trying to control the action but Halo is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round. Viagra postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Viagra looks up at the clock and then as Halo takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Viagra smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Halo managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Viagra.
Viagra working the ground and pound. Halo avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Viagra. Viagra working the ground and pound but Halo is defending the strikes. Halo is looking to reverse the position. Viagra working the ground and pound. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Viagra throwing shots but missing, from side control. Halo is looking to reverse the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Halo sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard. Viagra working Halo over with strikes. Viagra thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. Viagra looking to pass the half guard. Not this time. Viagra throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. Viagra looking to pass the half guard. Not this time. Viagra has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission. Viagra slips a nice elbow through Halo's hands, connecting with Halo's forehead. Viagra wants to stand but Halo has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now. Viagra trying to mount his opponent but Halo defends it.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Viagra throwing shots but Halo is blocking nicely. Halo is trying to get back to full guard. Viagra is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. Halo trying to hold on to Viagra's head to control him but Viagra postures up.
Halo avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Viagra. Viagra throws a strike but Halo avoids it easily and moves to full guard. Halo working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Viagra. Viagra trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Viagra sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Halo's guard. Halo tries to roll over but Viagra keeps him under control. Emilio Viagra overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far. Viagra has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount. Halo in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Viagra in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Halo is rocked! Viagra unloading with bombs! Halo is still in real trouble! Can Viagra finish him? The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Viagra unloading with bombs! Halo takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Viagra's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Emilio Viagra!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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