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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Kurt Schindler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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169 lbs
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168 lbs
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Good wrestling
Great low kicks
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Good low kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Kurt Schindler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Napoleon Dynamite!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Atkins and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dynamite throws a leg kick that is checked
and Schindler counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Schindler fails to land the takedown.
Schindler on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Nice body kick there by Schindler.
Dynamite lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dynamite throws a leg kick that misses.
Dynamite throws a good cross that connects.
Dynamite wants to land a leg kick but Schindler is out of range.
Schindler closes this distance looking for a takedown but Dynamite circles away.
Schindler throws a quick inside leg kick.
Schindler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dynamite connects with a nice looking jab.
Dynamite throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite with a nice cross.
Schindler looks for the body kick but Dynamite saw that one coming.
Dynamite misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Schindler walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Dynamite throws a quick inside leg kick.
Schindler throws a front kick that sends Dynamite stumbling back into the cage.
Schindler pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dynamite avoids a kick to the body.
Dynamite throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Schindler swings widly with a right hand
letting Dynamite counter with a right hand.
Schindler moves into the clinch.
Schindler prevents a body shot from Dynamite.
Schindler tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dynamite tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Dynamite on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dynamite tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Schindler avoids it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dynamite.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schindler looking to slow down the pace here.
Dynamite lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dynamite with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dynamite wants to break free but Schindler has control.
Schindler lands with a right to the head.
Dynamite breaks the clinch.
Dynamite will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Schindler misses with a double jab.
Schindler misses with a kick to the body.
Napoleon Dynamite is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite scores with a hook.
Good work by Schindler as he checks the leg kick.
Dynamite scoring well with a low kick there.
Schindler lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dynamite's sensitive parts.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dynamite, right into the meat.
Schindler stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dynamite.
Dynamite throws out a leg kick but Schindler moves out of range and Dynamite only half commits.
Dynamite lands with a shot to the body.
Schindler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Schindler gets the takedown into side control.
Schindler working the ground and pound but Dynamite is defending the strikes.
Schindler moves into full mount!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dynamite tries to hold on but Schindler pushes him away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schindler wants to control the pace but Dynamite is squirming around nicely.
Dynamite tries to hold on but Schindler postures up.
Dynamite is squirming around, avoiding Schindler's attempts to control the action.
Dynamite tries to lock up and control but Schindler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dynamite is desperately trying to improve his position but Schindler has a good base and remains in mount.
Schindler wants to control the pace but Dynamite is squirming around nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Napoleon Dynamite will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Dynamite misses with a kick to the body
and Schindler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dynamite connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Schindler moves in looking to clinch but Dynamite pushes him off.
Dynamite just misses with a punch to the body.
Dynamite tries to land a leg kick but Schindler saw it coming and moves away.
Dynamite throws out a powerful jab.
Napoleon Dynamite seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Schindler checks a leg kick nicely.
Dynamite keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Schindler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dynamite as he jumps to the side.
Schindler throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dynamite throws a low kick but it's checked well by Schindler.
Dynamite looks to land a right hand but Schindler moved out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Schindler.
Schindler staying out of range there.
Dynamite throws a leg kick
and Schindler counters with a single leg into guard. Dynamite didn't expect that.
Schindler is pushing down on Dynamite's leg trying to pass to half guard. Dynamite is fighting to maintain full guard but Schindler has managed to sneak the leg through.
Schindler trying to control from half guard but Dynamite is working away.
Dynamite wants to control but Schindler is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Schindler tries to pass the half guard into mount. Dynamite knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Schindler wants to control but Dynamite is keeping him busy.
Dynamite trying to control from the bottom.
Schindler is looking to advance position but Dynamite won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schindler scoring with strikes to the body and head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dynamite has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Schindler is working away from the top position though.
Dynamite is trying to get back to full guard.
Dynamite has a hand on Schindler's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Schindler takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Schindler landing shots from mount.
Schindler landing strikes, looking to finish!
Schindler prevents Dynamite from getting the reversal.
Schindler looking to control but Dynamite is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Schindler sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite regains half guard.
Kurt Schindler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Dynamite is refusing to be controlled, as Schindler sits in half guard.
Schindler is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Schindler perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Schindler prevents Dynamite from improving his position.
Schindler trying to mount his opponent but Dynamite defends it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Dynamite controlling the position for now.
Schindler wants to control but Dynamite is keeping him busy.
Dynamite keeping control of the position.
Schindler keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Kurt Schindler just wasn't active enough.
Dynamite misses with a looping left.
Schindler checks a leg kick.
Dynamite misses with a wild combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kurt Schindler dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Schindler blocks the body kick.
Dynamite misses the shot to the body.
Schindler looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Dynamite wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dynamite connects with a solid leg kick.
Dynamite scores with a jab to the body.
Dynamite throws a leg kick but Schindler checks it.
Schindler misses with a double jab
and Dynamite counters with a straight right hand.
Schindler fails with the takedown.
Dynamite moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Dynamite.
Dynamite misses the jab.
Schindler slips a straight right by Dynamite.
Dynamite chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Schindler can pounce on him.
Schindler takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schindler. Dynamite does a little dance to reset his feet.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Dynamite.
Dynamite throws a leg kick which misses Schindler's front leg but catches the back leg as Schindler tries to avoid it.
Dynamite lands with a hook. Schindler tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Schindler shoots in for a takedown but Dynamite shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kurt Schindler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dynamite lands a nice hook to Schindler's body. Schindler takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kurt Schindler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Schindler tries to clinch up but Dynamite circles away and keeps his distance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dynamite walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Schindler checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Schindler throws the left hand but Dynamite avoids the punch easily.
Schindler is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Schindler throws a hook to the side of Dynamite's head but Dynamite sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dynamite misses the shot to the body.
Schindler wants to land a leg kick but Dynamite is out of range.
Schindler fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Dynamite avoids it really well and circles away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dynamite checks a leg kick.
Dynamite scores with a decent looking hook.
Schindler on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schindler throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Dynamite tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Schindler is in Dynamite's guard.
Schindler trying to control but Dynamite is working from the bottom.
Schindler stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dynamite swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dynamite throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Schindler trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Dynamite wants to sweep here but Schindler controlling him for the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schindler content to stall in guard here.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Dynamite is controlling Schindler's posture.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Kurt Schindler wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Dynamite lands a jab.
Dynamite leaves Schindler with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Schindler misses with a takedown attempt - Dynamite sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Schindler swings away with a leg kick that misses.
And that's the end of the fight!
Napoleon Dynamite comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Dynamite has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Napoleon Dynamite!
After winning the bout, Napoleon Dynamite thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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RATING
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