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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Optimus Rimes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Bauer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bauer has chosen I Stand Alone by Godsmack as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Jack Bauer is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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274 lbs
7 - 2 - 0 |
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270 lbs
28 - 21 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Optimus Rimes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 21 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Jack Bauer!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, William Peck and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rimes lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bauer will feel that in the morning.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Rimes lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bauer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bauer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Rimes lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bauer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rimes was well out of range. Poor timing from Bauer.
Rimes misses with a body shot.
Bauer misses the shot to the body.
Rimes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bauer.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Rimes.
Bauer moves into range and clinches up with Rimes.
Bauer stalling in the clinch but Rimes improves position.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rimes escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Rimes lands a nice shot that snaps Bauer's head back.
It looks like Jack Bauer has been cut.
Bauer throws a shot from downtown. Rimes moves away and avoids it.
Bauer swings widly with a right hand
and Rimes counters with an inside leg kick.
Bauer misses with a two punch combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bauer misses with a wild body shot.
Bauer with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Rimes to score with a decent uppercut.
Bauer checks a low kick from Rimes.
Rimes fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Rimes tries to land a front kick but Bauer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Rimes thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Bauer if he has to take too many more of those.
Bauer looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rimes fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bauer.
Rimes lands a really nice looking cross but Bauer seems unphased.
Rimes closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Bauer! Rimes dives in looking to finish! Bauer is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Optimus Rimes!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
91% |
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