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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dick Dingleberry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vladimir Solovyev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dingleberry comes to the cage accompanied by PANTERA - F*CKING HOSTILE. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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142 lbs
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157 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 10 - 2, fighting out of London, Dick Dingleberry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
32 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Vladimir Solovyev!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dingleberry misses the shot to the body.
Dingleberry lands with a straight right. Solovyev didn't see that one coming.
Dingleberry lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Solovyev will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dingleberry throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Dingleberry throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dingleberry throws out a leg kick but Solovyev moves out of range and Dingleberry only half commits.
Dingleberry throws a leg kick
and Solovyev counters with a stiff right hand.
Solovyev throws a series of punches but Dingleberry moves out of range.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dingleberry, right into the meat.
Dingleberry ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Solovyev moves away.
Solovyev with a nice cross.
Dingleberry checks the leg kick nicely there.
Solovyev throws a lazy head kick
and Dingleberry counters with a nice double leg into guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Dingleberry prevents Solovyev from getting back to his feet.
Solovyev trying to control the position.
Dingleberry trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Solovyev preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Solovyev tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Dingleberry wants to control from the top but Solovyev keeps moving.
Solovyev wants to stand and escape but Dingleberry is having none of it.
Dingleberry pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Solovyev is keeping the position for now.
Dingleberry preventing the sweep.
Solovyev is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Solovyev digs a good hook to Dingleberry's body.
Solovyev walks into a left hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Solovyev uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dingleberry.
Dingleberry throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Solovyev lands a jab to the nose.
Solovyev throws a head kick that misses.
Dingleberry ducks under a wild hook from Solovyev.
Dingleberry takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Solovyev misses the jab.
Solovyev keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dingleberry does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Donk. Dingleberry catches Solovyev right on the button with a cross.
Solovyev slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Vladimir Solovyev is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Solovyev lands a jab to Dingleberry's midsection.
Solovyev ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dingleberry throws a leg kick but Solovyev moved away.
Solovyev takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Solovyev staying out of range there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Solovyev avoids the body shot from Dingleberry.
Solovyev throws a nice inside leg kick.
Solovyev lands with a cross.
Dingleberry really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Solovyev throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Solovyev throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dingleberry sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dingleberry looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Solovyev keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Solovyev fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dingleberry keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Solovyev.
Solovyev tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dingleberry chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Solovyev checks a leg kick.
Solovyev throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dingleberry stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dingleberry moves out of range of the strikes.
Solovyev throws the left hand but Dingleberry avoids the punch easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Solovyev waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dingleberry.
Dingleberry takes a swing at Solovyev's ribcage but misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dingleberry shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Solovyev but Solovyev pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Solovyev connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dingleberry. Dingleberry circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A leg kick checked by Solovyev.
Dingleberry takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Solovyev throws a half hearted mid kick.
Solovyev scores with a jab to the body.
Solovyev lands with an overhand left.
Dingleberry moves out of range as Solovyev strikes.
Dingleberry is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Solovyev darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Solovyev misses with a hook.
Dingleberry takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A head kick misses from Solovyev.
Dingleberry shoots in and bounces Solovyev off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Vladimir Solovyev will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Dingleberry throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Solovyev throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dingleberry sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dingleberry cracks Solovyev with an open hand slap.
Dingleberry shoots for a double leg takedown but Solovyev sprawls well. He's pushed Dingleberry's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Dingleberry throws a low kick but Solovyev moves out of range easily.
Solovyev attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Solovyev listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
It looks like Dick Dingleberry has been cut.
Dingleberry bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Solovyev attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dingleberry is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Solovyev looks to throw the jab but Dingleberry is out of range.
Dingleberry shoots in but Solovyev avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Dingleberry throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dingleberry swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Vladimir Solovyev seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A good leg kick by Solovyev.
Dingleberry moves out of range of the strikes.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Solovyev, right into the meat.
Solovyev throws an off balance right hand
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
and Dingleberry counters with a takedown into side control.
Solovyev bucks up and tries to throw Dingleberry off but instead Dingleberry has got his back!
Dingleberry connects with a big shot to the side of Solovyev's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The referee is taking a good look at Solovyev as he is on the wrong end of some big shots from Dingleberry!
Solovyev wants to escape the position.
Solovyev controlling the position well but he knows he's in a bad position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Solovyev manages to reverse the position and now he's in Dingleberry's guard. Nice work there by Solovyev.
Solovyev slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Solovyev stopping the sweep attempt from Dingleberry.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Vladimir Solovyev has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Dingleberry connects with a leg kick. Solovyev looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Solovyev takes a swing at Dingleberry's ribcage but misses.
Solovyev throws a sloppy head kick
and Dingleberry counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Solovyev!
Dingleberry working the ground and pound but Solovyev is defending the strikes.
Solovyev manages to work his way to half guard, despite Dingleberry's best efforts.
Solovyev is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Solovyev is looking to escape.
Dingleberry lands strikes from half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dingleberry trying to control the action but Solovyev is working from the bottom.
Dingleberry has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Solovyev has hold of Dingleberry's hands but Dingleberry slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Dingleberry sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Solovyev defending well though.
Dingleberry passes to side control.
Dingleberry content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dingleberry scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Solovyev to see if he's OK.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dingleberry scores with a couple of short elbows.
Dick Dingleberry overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Dingleberry lands a nice forearm strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Dingleberry dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Dick Dingleberry's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Dingleberry blocks a leg kick.
Dingleberry pivots, looking for a leg kick but Solovyev is out of range and Dingleberry settles back down.
Dingleberry lands a nice looking body shot.
Solovyev misses with a hook. Dingleberry ducked under it nicely.
Solovyev throws a chopping leg kick but Dingleberry manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Nice straight punches there by Solovyev. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Solovyev.
A combination from Solovyev does no damage.
Dingleberry looks to land a left hand but Solovyev moved out of range nicely.
Solovyev misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dingleberry is looking to wear down Solovyev with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Solovyev misses with an uppercut.
Dingleberry misses the jab.
A right-left combo lands from Solovyev.
Dingleberry misses with a body shot.
Solovyev throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dingleberry sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Solovyev avoids a punch combination nicely.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Solovyev, as that shot connected.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dingleberry misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Solovyev.
Dingleberry fails with a takedown attempt.
Dingleberry looks for a takedown but Solovyev sprawls well.
Dingleberry throws a series of punches but Solovyev avoids them all with ease.
Dingleberry shoots in looking for a takedown. Solovyev tries to sprawl out of it but Dingleberry keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Solovyev manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dick Dingleberry. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dingleberry throws a leg kick that misses.
Solovyev blocks a leg kick.
Solovyev throws a body punch but Dingleberry moves out of range.
Solovyev scores with a sloppy right hand. Dingleberry should have avoided that one.
Dingleberry throws a shot from downtown. Solovyev moves away and avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Solovyev is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dingleberry.
Dingleberry fails to land with a series of punches.
Dingleberry looks for the body kick but Solovyev saw that one coming.
Solovyev digs a good hook to Dingleberry's body.
Dingleberry lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Solovyev misses with a left hand
and Dingleberry counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Solovyev is trying to stand.
Dingleberry is stalling here. Solovyev is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Dingleberry seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Solovyev has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Dingleberry looks to move to half guard but instead Solovyev has passed into mount! Damn!
Solovyev get's back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dingleberry connects with an inside leg kick.
Solovyev pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dingleberry throws a leg kick but Solovyev sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Dingleberry misses with a straight right.
Dingleberry misses the shot to the body.
Solovyev changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A bone on bone clash there as Dingleberry blocks the leg kick.
Solovyev checks a leg kick.
Solovyev lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Solovyev lands a slapping body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dingleberry moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dingleberry with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Solovyev throws a chopping leg kick but Dingleberry manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Dingleberry is looking to clinch but Solovyev is avoiding it.
Solovyev keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Good work by Solovyev as he checks the leg kick.
Dingleberry buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Solovyev catches Dingleberry with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Dingleberry shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dingleberry in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dingleberry looking to pass the guard.
Dingleberry showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Dick Dingleberry.
I think Dingleberry has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Dick Dingleberry!
In his post fight interview, Dick Dingleberry started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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energy
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hype
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