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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Duke Fuck Em (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Epic Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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146 lbs
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178 cm
18
149 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Dangerous GnP
Excellent MT
Inexperienced |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Duke Fuck Em!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Epic Man!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuck Em checks a leg kick nicely.
Fuck Em throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Man tries a head kick but it misses.
Man throws a nice inside leg kick.
Fuck Em throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuck Em throws a hook to the side of Man's head but Man sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fuck Em fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Man is out of range.
Man feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Fuck Em's calf.
Fuck Em misses with a wild body shot.
Man moves out of range of the strikes.
A chopping leg kick lands by Man.
Fuck Em loads up on a big right hand but Man slips the punch.
Man lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Man bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Man connects with an inside leg kick.
Fuck Em pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Man swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Man has Fuck Em up against the cage in a clinch.
Man manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Fuck Em is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Fuck Em can't find room to land a body shot as Man controls the action.
Man misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fuck Em.
Fuck Em misses with a punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Fuck Em up against the cage.
Fuck Em tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Man's elbow.
Fuck Em avoids the elbow strike from Man, against the cage.
Fuck Em's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Fuck Em misses with the head strike.
The referee is keeping an eye on Man - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Man tries a body shot but Fuck Em blocks it.
Fuck Em misses with a short punch on the inside.
The referee calls for Man to work.
Fuck Em tries a body shot but Man blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man effectively controlling the action here.
Man pulls guard effortlessly.
Fuck Em pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Man is keeping the position for now.
Fuck Em being controlled here momentarily.
Fuck Em looking to sit in guard and control but Man gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Fuck Em is looking to sweep but instead, Man has passed into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man moves nicely into side control.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Man just content to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Epic Man dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Fuck Em misses with a body punch
and Man moves into the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Man.
Fuck Em tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Man's elbow.
Fuck Em avoids a wild elbow strike from Man.
Man blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Man creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Come on Man - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Fuck Em fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Man softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Em misses with a hook to the ribs.
Man stalls.
Man tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Fuck Em taking a breather.
Man taking a breather.
Fuck Em misses with a body punch.
Man stalling the fight.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Epic Man.
Fuck Em walks forward, straight into a front kick from Man.
Fuck Em tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Man was well out of range. Poor timing from Fuck Em.
Man is looking to land body kicks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Em lands a nice looking body shot.
Fuck Em avoids the head kick by Man.
A swing and a miss from Fuck Em.
Man throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Man avoids the body shot from Fuck Em.
Man throws a head kick that misses.
Man will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Man lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Man gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Fuck Em tries to work over Man's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Man taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Em misses with a body punch.
Fuck Em misses with some punches.
Man misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fuck Em.
Fuck Em looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Man tries a knee to the head but Fuck Em blocks it.
Man looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Man is pushing Fuck Em up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Fuck Em throws a head punch that misses.
Man presses Fuck Em against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Man stalling the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Man is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fuck Em is defending well for now.
Fuck Em avoids a wild elbow strike from Man.
Man stalling the fight.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Epic Man.
Fuck Em swings and misses with a hook to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Man shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Epic Man showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Fuck Em swinging wildly here.
Fuck Em throws a lazy uppercut
and Man counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fuck Em misses with a wild body shot.
Man cracks the inside of Fuck Em's front leg.
Fuck Em lands a nice shot to the body.
A big right from Fuck Em misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Man. That's going to slow Fuck Em down.
Man misses with a low kick as Fuck Em jumps back.
Fuck Em tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fuck Em misses with a lunging right hand
and Man holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Fuck Em misses with the head strike.
Man throws an elbow that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Em being controlled against the cage.
Fuck Em is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Fuck Em wants to get back to striking at distance but Man won't allow it.
Fuck Em is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Man digs a right hand into Fuck Em's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fuck Em's gas tank.
Fuck Em tries to stall but Man uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Fuck Em misses with the head strike.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Man.
Man blocking some punches.
Man is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Man with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Fuck Em is rocked!
It looks like Duke Fuck Em has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man displaying some good clinch control by pressing Fuck Em up against the cage.
Oh Fuck Em is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Epic Man.
Fuck Em throws a leg kick
and Man counters with a slapping leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Man dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fuck Em. That did some damage!
Fuck Em leaves his chin hanging out and Man seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Fuck Em crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Epic Man!
Epic Man seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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RATING
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