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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gkghkgj Gjkgkg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gjkgkg's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, No Remorse. Snake is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: The Buffoon & The Dean Of Admissions. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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191 cm
25
398 lbs
11 - 5 - 0 |
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196 cm
27
270 lbs
16 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine |
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TWGC Champion
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Gkghkgj Gjkgkg! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jake Snake! The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Snake moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. Snake scores with a takedown into Gjkgkg's guard. If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup. Gjkgkg has Snake pulled in close to control his posture. Gjkgkg is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. Snake with a flurry of punches that miss. Snake wants to pass the guard but Gjkgkg is keeping the position. Snake working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. Snake wants to control from the top but Gjkgkg keeps moving. Snake wants to pass the guard but Gjkgkg is keeping the position. Gjkgkg has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Snake can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
That's one minute gone in the round. Snake passes Gjkgkg's left leg - he's now in half guard. Snake missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. Gjkgkg wants to control but Snake is keeping busy and won't allow it. Snake is looking to advance position but Gjkgkg won't allow it. Gjkgkg is looking to get back to full guard here but Snake has managed to pass to side control instead. You can see the frustration on Gjkgkg's face, being in this tough position on the bottom. Snake trying to control the position but Gjkgkg is working away.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Snake lands some shots froms side control. Snake has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan. Gjkgkg is trying to control Snake's posture but Snake avoids it. Snake scores with a couple of short elbows. Snake is looking to take a break and control but Gjkgkg is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. Snake in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Snake throwing strikes but missing, from side control. Snake wants to control but Gjkgkg is keeping him busy. Snake tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Snake throws an elbow but Gjkgkg slips to the side and avoids it well. Gjkgkg wants to get back to his feet. Snake lands a decent elbow from side control. Snake scoring with punches from side control. Gjkgkg can't do much from the bottom here. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Gjkgkg takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better. Snake trying to control the position but Gjkgkg is working away. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Gjkgkg is looking for a sweep.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Gjkgkg takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Snake scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Gjkgkg is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Snake can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jake Snake! A relieved looking Jake Snake thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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