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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kekabu Bukkake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keijo Richards (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bukkake comes to the cage accompanied by I like Bukkake. Richards comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Rolling Stones - Paint It Black kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Keijo Richards is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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280 lbs
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kekabu Bukkake!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Keijo Richards!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bukkake walks into a stiff left hand from Richards.
Bukkake defending well as Richards loads up on a big left hand.
Bukkake takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Richards wants to slow Bukkake down by chopping away at his legs.
A low kick from Richards misses
and Bukkake counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Richards misses with a low kick.
Keijo Richards seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Richards scores with a punch to the head.
Richards punishes Bukkake's body with a nice straight punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bukkake takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Richards throws a nice looking combination but Bukkake bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bukkake has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bukkake there as he acknowledges the shot.
Richards throws a series of punches but Bukkake moves out of range.
A thudding body kick lands there by Richards!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bukkake showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Richards.
Richards connects with an inside leg kick.
Bukkake on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Richards throws a series of punches but Bukkake moves out of range.
Richards turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bukkake walks forward, straight into a front kick from Richards.
Bukkake is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Richards tests Bukkake's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Richards closes the distance and clinches up with Bukkake, looking for a takedown. Richards pushes Bukkake against the cage but Bukkake circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Richards swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Richards works over Bukkake's head and body with a nice combination.
Richards scores with a jab.
Bukkake moves out of range as Richards strikes.
Richards jabs Bukkake right on the nose. Bukkake blinks but takes it well.
Richards lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Richards throws a hook but Bukkake avoids it easily.
Bukkake takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Richards throws the kick towards the body but Bukkake avoids it.
Richards misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bukkake avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Richards feints and then cracks Bukkake's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bukkake down.
Richards moves into the clinch.
Bukkake is trying to force a seperation but Richards has the dominant position.
Richards has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The referee is keeping an eye on Richards - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Richards.
Bukkake wants to break free but Richards has control.
Bukkake breaks from the clinch.
Richards tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Richards misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Richards throws a hook but Bukkake blocks it.
Richards pivots, looking for a leg kick but Bukkake is out of range and Richards settles back down.
Richards scores with a hook.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Richards throws a head kick that lands with a deafening thwack! The crowd roars as Bukkake stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Richards follows into mount!
Bukkake is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Richards unloads with some shots from mount but Bukkake bucks and avoids them well.
Oh Bukkake is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Richards misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Richards throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Bukkake seems to have got his legs back now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Richards sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Richards looking to finish with strikes here!
Richards landing strikes, looking to finish!
Richards thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Richards throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Richards thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Keijo Richards dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Richards jabs Bukkake right on the nose. Bukkake blinks but takes it well.
Richards throws a right and a left that both miss.
Richards misses with a hook.
Richards looks to land a right hand but Bukkake moved out of range.
A big right from Richards misses.
Richards throws a looping overhand right but Bukkake ducks down to avoid it.
Richards throws a wild body kick that Bukkake sees coming a mile off.
Bukkake staying out of range there.
Richards lands a high kick to the side of Bukkake's head that stuns him and send him tumbling down to the canvas! Richards dives into guard, looking to finish.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Richards content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Richards trying to control but Bukkake is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Richards throws an elbow that misses. Bukkake uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Richards's guard. Nice move by Bukkake!
Bukkake has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Richards is proving hard to escape from.
Richards wants to control but Bukkake passes easily into half guard.
Richards has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Richards controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
It looks like Bukkake is going to stand back up.
Bukkake passes into side control, despite Richards's attempt to control the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Richards wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Richards is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Bukkake decides to stand back up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bukkake takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
It looks like Kekabu Bukkake has been cut.
Richards tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bukkake tries to move into range but Richards moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Keijo Richards seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Richards tries to clinch up but Bukkake circles away and keeps his distance.
Bukkake takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Richards throws a leg kick which misses Bukkake's front leg but catches the back leg as Bukkake tries to avoid it.
Good leg kick by Richards there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Richards throws a quick inside leg kick.
Richards looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Richards works the jab nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Keijo Richards showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Kekabu Bukkake's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Richards closes the distance and clinches.
Bukkake wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Bukkake is pressed up against the cage. Richards has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Bukkake down to the mat. Bukkake avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Richards throws the left hand but Bukkake avoids the punch easily.
Richards misses with a looping left.
Richards tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Bukkake is able to avoid easily.
Richards bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Nice takedown defense from Bukkake. No joy for Richards on that attempt.
Richards connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bukkake momentarily.
Richards misses with a hook. Bukkake ducked under it nicely.
Bukkake with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Richards to score with a decent uppercut.
Bukkake blocks a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Richards throws a head kick that misses.
Richards shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Bukkake sprawls well. Bukkake wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Richards gets slowly back to his feet.
Kekabu Bukkake has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Keijo Richards.
Richards misses with a hook.
Richards tried to score with a low kick but Bukkake checks it.
Richards is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Richards misses the shot to the body.
Bukkake moves out of range of the body kick from Richards.
Bukkake on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Richards throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Richards scores with a kick to the midsection.
Richards throws a leg kick which misses Bukkake's front leg but catches the back leg as Bukkake tries to avoid it.
Bukkake avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Richards moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bukkake blocks a head kick by Richards.
Bukkake takes one to the side of the head.
Bukkake checks a leg kick nicely.
Richards throws an overhand right that lands on Bukkake's shoulder, as Bukkake tries to avoid the shot.
Bukkake checks the leg kick.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Richards is defended easily by Bukkake.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Richards chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A big left from Richards misses.
Richards dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bukkake. That did some damage!
Richards with a hook.
Richards misses with a hook
and Richards takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Richards throws a good cross that connects.
Bukkake is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Richards throws a head kick that half lands.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Richards moves into the clinch successfully.
Richards breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Richards does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Richards.
Bukkake checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Richards with a jab.
An inside leg kick lands from Richards.
Richards throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Richards misses with a left hand
and Richards takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Richards throws a hook to the side of Bukkake's head but Bukkake sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bukkake has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Richards.
Richards misses the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Keijo Richards really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kekabu Bukkake's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Richards slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Richards swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Richards.
Bukkake leaves Richards with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Richards takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Richards cracks Bukkake with a right hand to the side of the head.
Richards with a hook.
Richards throws a hook but Bukkake blocks it.
Richards darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Richards swings widly with a right hand
and Bukkake connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Richards is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Horrible takedown by Richards or perhaps it was just good defense by Bukkake which made him look bad.
Richards is still on wobbly legs! Can Bukkake finish him?
Richards is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Bukkake closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Richards swings widly with a right hand
and Bukkake counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Richards throws a sloppy head kick
and Bukkake makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Richards throws a right hand that misses
and Bukkake rattles Richards with a well-timed uppercut counter. - Richards tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. Bukkake dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving Richards stiff and motionless on the mat!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Kekabu Bukkake!
Kekabu Bukkake is the new heavyweight champion!
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