PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gable Bot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hugh G Rection (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rection has chosen I Got Erection! as his entrance music. Hugh G Rection will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Bot
vs
G Rection

179 cm
30
300 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

202 cm
35
265 lbs
15 - 12 - 0

Great wrestler
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gable Bot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hugh G Rection!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bot thows a leg kick but Rection checks it
and Rection counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
A head kick from Bot lands but Rection takes it in his stride.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bot fails to land the takedown.
Bot shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Rection as he jumps to the side.
Bot fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Rection avoids it really well and circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gable Bot. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bot misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rection checks the leg kick nicely there.
Bot throws a leg kick but Rection sees it coming and moves out of range.
Bot wants to slow Rection down by chopping away at his legs.
Bot misses with a looping left.
Bot throws a head kick that misses.
Bot throws a leg kick
enabling Rection to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Gable Bot has been cut.
A good leg kick by Bot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rection checks the leg kick.
Bot misses with a right hand

and Rection counters with a head kick that drops Bot to the mat! Bot scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rection blocks a jab.
Bot lands a really nice looking cross but Rection seems unphased.
Rection takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Bot throws a leg kick but Rection checks it.
Bot looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A low kick from Bot is predictable there
and Rection counters with a head kick. That will keep Bot thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bot throws a lazy head kick
and Rection counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Rection takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bot fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Bot loads up on a big right hand but Rection slips the punch.
Rection uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bot.
Bot throws a solid leg kick but Rection takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bot.
Bot is looking to slow Rection down with leg kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bot thows a leg kick but Rection checks it
and Rection connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bot throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Bot throws a front kick aimed at Rection's knee but Rection avoids it well.
Hugh G Rection is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rection moves out of range of the leg kick from Bot.
Bot misses with a leg kick
and Rection counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bot tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Rection is able to avoid easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bot throws a jab but it's blocked by Rection.
Rection moves forwards but Bot connects with a nice, crisp jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hugh G Rection dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gable Bot's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Rection checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Bot thows a leg kick but Rection checks it

and Rection counters with a head kick that drops Bot to the mat! Bot scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bot misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bot waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rection.
A low kick from Bot is predictable there

and Rection counters with a nice right hand that sends Bot toppling to the canvas! Bot scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Rection finish him?!

Bot is rocked!
Hugh G Rection seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bot lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Oh Bot is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Rection takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bot seems to have got his legs back now.
A low kick from Bot is predictable there
and Rection counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Bot connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bot throws a shot from downtown. Rection moves away and avoids it.
Bot thows a leg kick but Rection checks it
and Rection counters with a head kick that wobbles Bot - left then right he sways and one more bomb from Rection sends him down. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hugh G Rection!
Hugh G Rection seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.