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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Skull Crash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vince Noir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Noir's choice of entrance music: Gary Numan - Are Friends Electric . Skull Crash has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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166 cm
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145 lbs
9 - 6 - 1 |
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168 cm
25
160 lbs
8 - 4 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
9 - 6 - 1, fighting out of New York, Skull Crash! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
8 - 4 - 1, fighting out of London, Vince Noir! The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Jorge Garcia and Bruno Lombardi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A slow jab from Crash misses its intended target. A decent looking body kick lands there for Noir. Noir thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Crash if he has to take too many more of those.
Crash throws a leg kick enabling Noir to counter with a crisp jab. Skull Crash seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Noir throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Crash checks a leg kick. Noir getting the better of the striking in that exchange. Noir checks a low kick from Crash. Crash does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy. Crash misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Noir connects with a solid leg kick. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Crash throws a shot to the body.
Noir feints and then cracks Crash's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Crash down.
That's one minute gone in the round. Noir throws a series of strikes that have Crash backpedaling.
Crash tries to work over Noir's front leg with a kick but Noir checks it. Skull Crash is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Noir scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Noir drives through and clinches with Crash against the cage.
Crash leaning against his opponent.
Crash can't find room to land a body shot as Noir controls the action.
Noir is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Crash pulls him back up using the underhooks. Crash tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Noir's elbow. Crash struggles to land a body shot inside as Noir controls his hands.
Noir lands a good knee to the midsection. Crash won't want to take too many of those. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Noir just leaning against Crash, taking a breather. Crash looking to stall.
Noir misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Noir using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Crash has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Noir throws a knee to the head but misses.
Noir throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Crashs head. Noir leaning against his opponent.
Crash has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate. Crash dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage. A bit of stalling here from Noir.
Crash misses with a punch to the body.
Crash tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Crash is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Noir is defending well for now. Noir tries a knee to the head but Crash blocks it.
Noir pulls guard. Crash pushing down on Noir's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Noir kicks Crash off and gets back to his feet. Noir blocks a head kick by Crash.
A low kick from Crash is predictable there and Noir counters with a big head kick but Crash shrugs it off. Noir avoids the body shot from Crash.
Crash throws a leg kick that is checked and Noir counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Good work by Crash as he checks the leg kick. Crash on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Crash takes a shot right to the bread basket. Crash misses with a leg kick and Noir counters by clinching up. Noir is trying to maintain a safe position but Crash gets an underhook and turns Noir into the cage. Noir lands with a light punch inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Crash tries a body shot but Noir blocks it.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch. Noir has Crash pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Crash manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Crash lands an uppercut. Crash tries to work over Noir's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Noir is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Noir makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. Noir lands a shot to the body. Noir lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Crash backwards. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Crash can't find room to land a body shot as Noir controls the action.
Noir scores with a knee to the head.
Noir jumps guard but Crash stands there with Noir around his waist. Noir gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Skull Crash has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vince Noir. Crash throws a punch but it's blocked by Noir. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vince Noir dominated that round. That's time! Crash's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Crash fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Noir has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Noir fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Noir throws out a leg kick but Crash moves out of range and Noir only half commits. Crash throws a shot to the body.
Noir throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Crash on the side of the head. Crash blocks a low kick nicely. Noir swinging wildly here.
Skull Crash is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Noir is looking to clinch. Crash looks to score with a jab to the body but Noir is just out of range. Crash tried to score with a low kick but Noir checks it.
That's one minute gone in the round. Crash tries a low kick but Noir avoids it. Crash swings and misses with a shot to the body and Noir connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. A chopping leg kick lands by Crash. Noir checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Noir avoids the body shot from Crash.
Crash throws a head kick that misses and Noir makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick. Crash lands with a right hand. Crash lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. Crash looks to score with a jab to the body but Noir is just out of range. Crash lands a nice leg kick that just misses Noir's sensitive parts. Left hook, right uppercut from Noir.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Noir uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crash.
Vince Noir seems to be getting the better of the standup. Crash on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Noir will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts. Crash misses with a few strikes there.
Noir works Crash's body with a nice hook. Nice body punch from Noir. Crash misses with a head kick.
Crash is looking to wear down Noir with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment. Crash moves out of range as Noir strikes. A head kick misses from Crash. Noir scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Crash doesn't seem bothered though.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Noir throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Crash's waist but Crash gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Noir off to one side. Crash takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Crash on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Noir. Noir obviously looking to wear him down.
A nice inside leg kick there by Crash. That's going to slow Noir down. Noir comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Noir fails with a takedown attempt. Skull Crash has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vince Noir. Crash tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Jab, jab by Noir - just one landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Noir throws a head kick that misses and Crash counters with a good, hard body kick but Noir shrugs it off. Noir has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Crash. Crash throws a head kick but Noir moves out of range.
Crash misses with a straight left. Crash slips a jab and a cross from Noir.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Crash tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Noir was well out of range. Poor timing from Crash. Noir connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. Noir fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crash manages to avoid it. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Crash throws a head kick but Noir moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Noir. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Vince Noir will probably get the nod - 10:9. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Crash misses with a leg kick and Noir counters with an inside leg kick. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Crash lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Noir has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Noir and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. A low kick from Crash is predictable there and Noir connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Noir avoids the head kick by Crash.
Noir tries to clinch there but Crash circles away.
Crash throws a head kick that misses. Noir jabs Crash right on the nose. Crash blinks but takes it well. Crash is looking to slow Noir down with leg kicks. Noir doesn't manage to clinch there - Crash circles away.
Crash keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl. Noir scores with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round. Crash throws a nice head kick!
Noir wants to clinch up but Crash keeps it at a distance. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Crash.
Crash throws a low kick, looking for Noir's leg but Noir calmly moves out of range. Crash tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Noir was well out of range. Poor timing from Crash. Crash misses with a wild body shot. A decent looking body kick lands there for Noir. Crash throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. Noir throws a head kick but Crash moves out of range.
Vince Noir is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Crash is looking to slow Noir down with leg kicks. Crash throws a sloppy head kick and Noir moves out of range easily. Crash showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Noir.
A thudding body kick lands there by Crash!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Noir ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Crash swings for the body but Noir moves out of range.
Crash throws a leg kick and Noir counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Crash looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A low kick from Crash misses and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Crash throws a head kick but Noir moves out of range.
Noir slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. Noir throws a right and a left that Crash avoids nicely. Crash keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Skull Crash has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Noir fails with a takedown attempt from distance. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Crash.
Crash lands a nice looking body shot.
Crash throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and Noir counters by moving into the clinch. Noir misses with some punches.
Crash misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Crash breaks the clinch.
Crash throws a head kick but Noir moves out of range.
Crash takes one to the side of the head.
Crash pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Noir fakes the leg kick and cracks Crash in the body. Crash misses with a low kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Noir. Crash shrugs it off though. Crash tries a head kick but it misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Crash just misses with a punch to the body.
Crash tries a head kick but it misses.
And that's the end of the fight! Skull Crash showed his dominance in that final round. Well Noir has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 28:29 Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 28:29 Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vince Noir! Our winner, Vince Noir, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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