PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Reynard The Fox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and TheNewYork Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Reynard The Fox has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Reynard The Fox seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

The Fox
vs
Dumbass

184 cm
25
235 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

187 cm
20
273 lbs
7 - 0 - 1

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Steel Penn's All 160
Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Reynard The Fox!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, TheNewYork Dumbass!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Alan Glass and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Fox takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A jab from Dumbass does it's job there.
Dumbass should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Dumbass stuffs the takedown.
Dumbass scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. The Fox doesn't seem bothered though.
The Fox tries to score a power double leg takedown but Dumbass sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten The Fox somewhat.
The Fox looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Reynard The Fox. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dumbass leaves The Fox with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
The Fox misses with a takedown attempt - Dumbass sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Dumbass tests The Fox's chin there with a solid looking shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Fox shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
The Fox takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Fox shoots in and drives through. Dumbass sprawls well.
The Fox moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The Fox shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Dumbass as he avoids it easily.
The Fox is breathing heavily.
Dumbass fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nice body punch from Dumbass.
No luck with that takedown attempt from The Fox.
Reynard The Fox seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dumbass.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Dumbass has eaten all the pies!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dumbass bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The Fox drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The Fox with a lazy takedown attempt
and Dumbass scores with a counter punch that sends The Fox to the canvas! Dumbass smells blood - he's punishing The Fox with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! The Fox has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). TheNewYork Dumbass!