PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Da Fat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boy Tuhog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boy Tuhog looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Fat
vs
Tuhog

200 cm
21
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

209 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Self confident

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Da Fat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Boy Tuhog!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Fat does no damage.
Tuhog fails with the takedown.
Fat could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
No joy there for Fat, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Tuhog gets a double leg takedown into Fat's guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Fat wants to sweep here but Tuhog controlling him for the moment.
Tuhog engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

Fat is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Tuhog is aware though and is defending well.
Tuhog chips away with some ground and pound.
Tuhog is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Tuhog has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tuhog stays in close to Fat's body and controls the position.
Fat is breathing heavily.
Fat keeping full guard, as Tuhog tries to pass.
Tuhog is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Fat has momentary wrist control but Tuhog slips an elbow through the middle.

Tuhog drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Tuhog jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Tuhog is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Tuhog drops back looking for a leg! Fat is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Fat manages to kick Tuhog off! Tuhog jumps back into Fat's guard.

Tuhog drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Tuhog as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Fat screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Tuhog! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Boy Tuhog!