PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cheech Chong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ohne Dich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Chong
vs
Dich

200 cm
19
270 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

188 cm
19
265 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Cheech Chong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ohne Dich!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chong takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Dich misses with a looping right.
Dich lands with a straight right. Chong didn't see that one coming.

It looks like Cheech Chong has been cut.
A cross from Dich lands.
Dich looks to land a left hand but Chong moved out of range nicely.
Dich tests Chong's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A swing and a miss from Dich.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A telegraphed right hand from Dich misses the target.
Dich pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dich lands a nice shot that snaps Chong's head back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chong slips a straight right by Dich.
Chong ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jab, jab by Dich - just one landing.
Dich with a hook.
A big right from Dich misses.
Chong fails to land the takedown.
Ohne Dich is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dich throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Chong shoots in for a takedown but Dich shows good takedown defense.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Dich finds it's way through Chong's defenses.
Dich should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Chong takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dich is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Dich connects with a jab.
Dich throws an overhand right that drops Chong like a sack of potatoes! Dich dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ohne Dich!
A very excited looking Ohne Dich made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.