PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Rasva Jorma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Park Doo Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jorma comes to the cage accompanied by Captain Awesome's Theme Song . Doo Man has chosen The Timewriter - No Higher as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jorma
vs
Doo Man

166 cm
25
147 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

175 cm
30
146 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Perkele!

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rasva Jorma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Park Doo Man !
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Viktor Lagutenko and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jorma moves to clinch but Doo Man breaks away
and Doo Man counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Doo Man catches Jorma with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Doo Man jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jorma misses with a kick to the body.
Jorma takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Jorma misses with a body shot.
Doo Man avoids the head kick by Jorma.
Jorma chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Doo Man can pounce on him.
Doo Man throws a sloppy head kick and Jorma moves out of range easily.
Doo Man connects with a leg kick. Jorma looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Doo Man throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jorma throws out a loose jab but Doo Man uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Doo Man throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jorma moves away from the strike by Doo Man .
Nice defenses there by Doo Man .
Doo Man keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jorma listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Doo Man displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jorma throws out the jab.
A slapping leg kick lands for Doo Man .
Doo Man uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jorma.
Jorma chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Doo Man can pounce on him.
Doo Man fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jorma has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Doo Man lands a nice looking body shot.
Doo Man tries a head kick but it misses.
Doo Man looks to land a right hand but Jorma moved out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Doo Man . Jorma does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jorma's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Doo Man connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jorma scrambles back to his feet.
Jorma tries to clinch up.
Jorma tries to clinch there but Doo Man circles away.
Jorma tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jorma looks to score with a jab to the body but Doo Man is just out of range.
Doo Man takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jorma throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Nice defenses there by Jorma.

Jorma closes the distance and clinches.
Jorma creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jorma stalling in the clinch but Doo Man improves position.
Jorma swings wildly with an uppercut but Doo Man uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jorma breaks the clinch.
Good standup being displayed there by Doo Man as he connects with a hook.
Jorma throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jorma throws a good cross that connects.

Jorma closes the distance and pushes Doo Man back into the cage.

Doo Man breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A swing and a miss from Jorma.
Jorma ducks under a wild hook from Doo Man .
Jorma keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Doo Man throws a wild body kick that Jorma sees coming a mile off.
Doo Man takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Good work by Jorma as he checks the leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jorma cracks Doo Man with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A jab from Doo Man misses.
Doo Man tries to bum rush Jorma with a series of wild strikes but Jorma uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jorma looks to land a combination but Doo Man avoids it well.

Jorma pushes Doo Man up against the cage in a clinch.

Doo Man manages to break the clinch.
A combination from Jorma does no damage.
Jorma throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Doo Man lands with a hook. Jorma tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jorma thuds a left hand into Doo Man 's body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Jorma looking to throw knees to the head but Doo Man is blocking nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Park Doo Man will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Jorma throws an off balance right hand
and Doo Man counters with a straight right hand.
Jorma slips under a jab from Doo Man .
Jorma avoids the body shot from Doo Man .
Doo Man scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A head kick misses from Doo Man .
Doo Man blocks a jab.
Doo Man misses with a wild body shot.
Doo Man ducks under a wild hook from Jorma.
Jab from Jorma.
Doo Man works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Jorma checks a low kick from Doo Man .
Doo Man slips a straight right by Jorma.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doo Man ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jorma is looking to clinch.
Doo Man scores with a head kick.
Doo Man lands a nice looking kick to the body. Jorma takes a step back to recover.
A slapping leg kick lands for Doo Man .
Jorma thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jorma tries to close the distance and clinch up but Doo Man swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nice shot by Doo Man .
Doo Man connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A telegraphed right hand from Doo Man misses the target.
Nice shot lands for Doo Man .

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jorma takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Doo Man uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jorma.
Doo Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jorma manages to avoid it.
Jorma blocks a head kick by Doo Man .
Jorma lands a jab to Doo Man 's midsection.
Jorma swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jorma tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Doo Man avoids the body shot from Jorma.
The fighters circling - Doo Man throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jorma moves out of range of the strikes.
Doo Man feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jorma's calf.
Doo Man moves out of range of the strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jorma misses with an attempted mid kick.
Doo Man throws a wild body kick that Jorma sees coming a mile off.
Doo Man keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Doo Man throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jorma.
Jorma jabs Doo Man right on the nose. Doo Man blinks but takes it well.
Park Doo Man seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Doo Man throws a wild body kick that Jorma sees coming a mile off.
Doo Man steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jorma.
Doo Man thuds a left hand into Jorma's body.

Jorma closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jorma.

Doo Man pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Doo Man misses with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doo Man connects with a single shot there.
No joy there for Jorma, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Doo Man lands a nice hook to Jorma's body. Jorma takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jorma looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Doo Man misses with a head kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jorma scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jorma scores with a kick to the body.
Doo Man blocks a jab.
Jorma tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Doo Man feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jormas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Doo Man throws a hook but Jorma avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Park Doo Man showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Doo Man keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Doo Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jorma manages to avoid it.
Doo Man misses with a low kick.
Jorma is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Doo Man avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Doo Man bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Jorma moves out of range of the body kick.
Jorma tries to close the distance and clinch but Doo Man swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Jorma fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Doo Man , pushing him back against the cage.
Doo Man lands with a left to the head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Jorma tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Doo Man avoids it.

Doo Man breaks the clinch.
Doo Man is looking to chop away at Jorma's legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jorma misses with a lunging right hand
and Doo Man counters with an inside leg kick.
Jorma checks a leg kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Jorma crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Doo Man - the referee stops the clock and Jorma gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Doo Man . Jorma manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Doo Man throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Jorma scores with a jab to the jaw.
Doo Man scores with a leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Jorma 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Jorma throws a looping overhand right but Doo Man ducks down to avoid it.
Doo Man thuds a left hand into Jorma's body.
Jorma looks to throw the jab but Doo Man is out of range.
Jorma is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Doo Man avoids the body shot from Jorma.
Park Doo Man is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doo Man scores with a jab to the jaw.
Jorma keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Doo Man .
Doo Man delivers a nice body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jorma moves out of range as Doo Man throws a body kick.
Jorma misses with a body punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Jorma throws an off balance right hand
and Doo Man counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jorma fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jorma tries to clinch up but Doo Man circles away and keeps his distance.
Doo Man connects with a single shot there.
Doo Man fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jorma looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doo Man displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jorma throws out the jab.
Jorma swings for the body but Doo Man moves out of range.
Doo Man swats away the attempt to clinch by Jorma.
A shot to the body from Jorma misses
and Doo Man counters with a nice body shot.
Rasva Jorma has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Doo Man tries to bum rush Jorma with a series of wild strikes but Jorma uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jorma connects with a body shot that sends Doo Man 's belly button to the back.
Doo Man displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jorma throws out the jab.
Jorma misses with a hook.
Doo Man throws the kick towards the body but Jorma avoids it.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Doo Man . Jorma shrugs it off though.
That kick from Doo Man tenderised Jorma's leg. Jorma is trying to keep his angry face on.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doo Man connects with the punch.
Jorma throws a leg kick
and Doo Man counters with a head kick.
Doo Man jabs Jorma to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Jorma sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Jorma avoids the head kick by Doo Man .
Nice defenses there by Doo Man .
Doo Man scoring well with a low kick there.
Jorma moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Doo Man moves out of range as Jorma throws a body kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A chopping leg kick lands by Doo Man .
Doo Man lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Park Doo Man comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Doo Man winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 28:30
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 27:30
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Park Doo Man !
A relieved looking Park Doo Man thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.