PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Moses Malice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wax Philosophical (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Malice
vs
Philosophical

201 cm
23
274 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

195 cm
26
274 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Moses Malice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Wax Philosophical!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Reed Andrews and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Philosophical closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Malice quickly recovers to half guard.
Philosophical is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Philosophical working Malice over with strikes.
Philosophical takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Philosophical sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Malice defending well though.
Philosophical takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Philosophical connects with a nice short shot to Malice's temple.
Malice avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Philosophical.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Philosophical is trying to control the action in half guard but Malice is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Philosophical working over Malice with some ground and pound. Malice looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Philosophical thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Philosophical lands a nice short elbow.

Malice is rocked!
Philosophical is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Malice is hurt! He's hurt bad - Philosophical fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Malice from any more punishment! Congratulations to Philosophical! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wax Philosophical!
Wax Philosophical seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.