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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paul Irwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Corporate Slave (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Irwin comes to the cage accompanied by AC/DC - T.N.T. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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190 cm
31
212 lbs
26 - 14 - 1 |
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195 cm
28
217 lbs
9 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
26 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Paul Irwin! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Corporate Slave! The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Irwin avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Slave keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slave misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Irwin.
Irwin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slave tries to clinch up but Irwin circles away and keeps his distance. Slave thows a body shot but no joy. Irwin lands with a shot to the body. Slave avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Slave misses with a wild body shot. A slow jab from Irwin misses its intended target. Irwin throws a hook to the side of Slave's head but Slave sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Both fighters circling a little - Irwin finishes the exchange with a kick to the body. A slow jab from Slave misses its intended target. Slave scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Irwin doesn't seem bothered though. Slave scores with a jab. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Slave throws a nice looking combination but Irwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Slave tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Irwin was well out of range. Poor timing from Slave. Slave throws a body punch but Irwin moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round. Slave swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slave tries to close the distance and clinch but Irwin swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Irwin.
It looks like Corporate Slave has been cut. Irwin is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slave. Irwin thuds his shin into the meat of Slave's side. Irwin connects with a right hand. Slave shakes it off. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Slave avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Slave throws a body punch but Irwin moves out of range. Irwin walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. A slow jab from Irwin misses its intended target. Slave tries to clinch up. Slave ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Irwin moves away. Slave walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. Slave avoids the head kick by Irwin.
Irwin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Irwin moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Slave is rocked! Slave throws a right and a left that both miss. Slave is still on wobbly legs! Can Irwin finish him?
That's two minutes gone in the round. Slave circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Irwin. Slave falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Irwin!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Paul Irwin! A very excited looking Paul Irwin rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
80% |
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