PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Anton The Jew (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fisher Price (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

The Jew
vs
Price

181 cm
24
169 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

185 cm
25
165 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Anton The Jew!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fisher Price!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The Jew darts in and clinches Price up against the cage.
The Jew using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Price has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The Jew lands with a left to the head.
Price trying to stall but The Jew improves his position.
Price tries for a takedown but The Jew manages to get underhooks.
The Jew tries a body shot but Price blocks it.
Price gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The Jew tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Price wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Price tries to pull guard but The Jew won't allow it.
Price stalling the fight.
The Jew lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The Jew connects with a knee to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Jew stalling.
The Jew is pressed up against the cage. Price has hold of a leg and is looking to drag The Jew down to the mat. The Jew avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Anton The Jew has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fisher Price.
The Jew leaves Price with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
The Jew misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

The Jew fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Price, pushing him back against the cage.
A right hand to the body from The Jew.

The Jew breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Price shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says The Jew as he avoids it easily.

The Jew lands a big head kick that sends Price tumbling to the mat! The Jew takes a step backwards and waves Price back to his feet - he wants the finish!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

The Jew has closed the distance and engaged Price in a clinch.
Price lands a shoulder strike.
The Jew softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The Jew tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Price tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. The Jew just stands there and leans against the cage.
The Jew lands a right hand.

Price is rocked!
The Jew has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Price is still on wobbly legs! Can The Jew finish him?
The Jew blocks a body shot from Price.
The Jew has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head that stumbles Price - he's in trouble! Another big knee to the head from The Jew, and another! Price is out on his feet - the ref jumps in to save him and ends the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Anton The Jew!
During a confident post fight interview, Anton The Jew thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.