PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joey Fireplug (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clark Griswold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Fireplug
vs
Griswold

188 cm
27
296 lbs
3 - 11 - 0

190 cm
25
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Joey Fireplug!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Clark Griswold!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Paul Aken and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Griswold lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A big right from Griswold misses.
Griswold lands a nice hook to Fireplug's body. Fireplug takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fireplug swings for the body but Griswold moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Fireplug. Those never looked like landing.
Fireplug throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

It looks like Clark Griswold has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fireplug moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Fireplug tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Griswold was well out of range. Poor timing from Fireplug.
Fireplug avoids a punch combination nicely.
Griswold throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Fireplug's head.

Joey Fireplug's cut is getting worse.
A shot to the liver by Griswold. Beautiful body shot.
Fireplug is breathing heavily.

Griswold sends Fireplug crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Griswold is motioning to the referee to let Fireplug up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
That kick from Griswold tenderised Fireplug's leg. Fireplug is trying to keep his angry face on.

Griswold lands a big right hand that sends Fireplug crashing to the mat! Griswold stays standing though and waves Fireplug back to his feet!

Fireplug is rocked!

Joey Fireplug's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Griswold is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Griswold shuts the power down on Fireplug. Lights out, game over! Griswold is your winner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Clark Griswold!