PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lucifrous Satanous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pi Ling (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Satanous kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Put You To Bed. Pi Ling has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Satanous
vs
Ling

184 cm
26
260 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

199 cm
24
268 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Steel Penn's All 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Lucifrous Satanous!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pi Ling!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Saam Ante and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Satanous misses with a hook.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Satanous stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ling.
Ling ducks under a wild hook from Satanous.
Satanous fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ling manages to avoid it.

Ling darts in and clinches Satanous up against the cage.
Ling is pressed up against the cage. Satanous has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ling down to the mat. Ling avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Ling tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Satanous fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Ling sprawls well initially but Satanous persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Satanous prevents Ling from standing back up.
Ling is positioning himself well to prevent Satanous advancing to mount.
Ling looks like he's trying to stand up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Satanous is thwarting Ling's attempts to control the position.
Ling gets back to full guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Satanous trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ling is looking to stand up but Satanous isn't so interested in that idea.
Satanous loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Ling is trying to control the position but Satanous postures up.
Satanous trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Satanous won't allow Ling to sweep him here.
Ling trying to control the position here.
Ling avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Satanous passes Ling's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Satanous looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Ling with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Satanous wants to take a breather but Ling is having none of it.
Satanous missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Ling controlling the position for now.
Satanous thows a huge punch but Ling dodges it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ling trying to hold on to Satanous's head to control him but Satanous postures up.
Satanous is trying to control the action in half guard but Ling is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ling is trying to control but can't.
Satanous trying to control the action but Ling is working from the bottom.
Satanous passes the guard and advances to mount!
Satanous lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Satanous has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Satanous working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Ling is in a horrible position here. Satanous smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Satanous throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Satanous with the ground and pound from mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satanous is landing with some decent strikes but Ling is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.

Ling is rocked!
Satanous lands a heavy shot. That's hurt Ling! Satanous sees the opportunity and turns up the heat - strike after strike land to the defenseless Ling and the ref dives in to save him! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Lucifrous Satanous!
Lucifrous Satanous retains his heavyweight title!
Lucifrous Satanous decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.