PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Yeehaw McKickAss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uncle Sam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McKickAss kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genuis that is Hallowed be thy name. Yeehaw McKickAss could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Uncle Sam's chin.

McKickAss
vs
Sam

192 cm
23
170 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

186 cm
22
174 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Yeehaw McKickAss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Uncle Sam!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Dean Styles and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McKickAss scoring well with a low kick there.
McKickAss misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sam misses with a few strikes there.
McKickAss uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sam.
Sam walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
McKickAss with a body punch. A glancing blow.
McKickAss lands a front kick.
Sam looks gassed!
McKickAss lands with a straight right. Sam didn't see that one coming.
Uncle Sam seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McKickAss throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Sam.
McKickAss pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McKickAss pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McKickAss scores with a jab to the jaw.

It looks like Uncle Sam has been cut.
A head kick misses from McKickAss.
McKickAss scores with a hook to the body. Sam takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A cross from McKickAss lands.
A combination from McKickAss does no damage.
McKickAss works the jab nicely.
McKickAss is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Sam gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

Sam is rocked!
McKickAss drops Sam with a left and a right! Oh, Sam is hurt - McKickAss dives into side control looking to finish!
Sam is still in real trouble! Can McKickAss finish him?
McKickAss knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Sam on the ground.
Sam takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Sam trying to remain calm as McKickAss controls from the top position.
Sam seems to have recovered his senses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
An elbow from McKickAss crashes against the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McKickAss landing strikes.
McKickAss working the head with strikes.
McKickAss wants to lay and pray for a moment but Sam keeps working.
McKickAss is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Sam is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Sam taking punishment in the form of punches.
McKickAss slows the pace down.
Sam takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.

That has opened up Uncle Sam's cut even more.
McKickAss really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sam takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.

The cut above Uncle Sam's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The ground and pound from McKickAss seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Check out the look on McKickAss's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Sam taking a bit of punishment here - McKickAss scoring with strikes.
The ground and pound from McKickAss seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.

McKickAss stands up and beckons Sam to his feet.
McKickAss throws a head kick that half lands.

Uncle Sam's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Sam is on the wrong end of a nice combination from McKickAss.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Uncle Sam's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Yeehaw McKickAss!