PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Oscar Payne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ennis Goldtwithe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Goldtwithe is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: 'Glad I Don't Know' by The Lemonheads. Ennis Goldtwithe has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Oscar Payne's chin.

Payne
vs
Goldtwithe

188 cm
23
203 lbs
8 - 9 - 0

182 cm
24
191 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Hellbent
DTK Designs (Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Oscar Payne!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ennis Goldtwithe!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Trevor Gratis and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goldtwithe walks into a left hand.

It looks like Ennis Goldtwithe has been cut.

Payne instigates a clinch.
Payne with a knee to the head.
Goldtwithe drops down looking for an ankle pick but Payne pulls his leg out and moves away.
Goldtwithe misses with a double jab
and Payne counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Goldtwithe thinking.
Payne connects with a high kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Payne stuns Goldtwithe with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Goldtwithe looks winded!
Payne dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Payne closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Payne obliges.
Payne leaning his opponent against the cage.
Goldtwithe takes a knee right on the jaw!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Payne connects with a nasty looking knee right to Goldtwithe's face.
Payne lands a knee to the body.
Payne lands a knee to the head.

Payne breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jab, jab by Payne - just one landing.

That has opened up Ennis Goldtwithe's cut even more.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A chopping leg kick lands by Payne.
Goldtwithe gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Oscar Payne!
A very excited looking Oscar Payne made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.