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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tony Lozon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stupit Retart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lozon kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genuis that is Twiztid- DieMothaFuckaDie. Stupit Retart is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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275 lbs
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207 cm
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265 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Brawler
Good chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent knees
Intelligent |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tony Lozon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Stupit Retart!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Wesley Smith and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lozon fails to land the takedown.
Lozon closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Retart connects with a knee to the head.
Lozon tries to score a body lock takedown but Retart shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Retart with a knee to the head.
Retart prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tony Lozon. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Retart misses with a knee to the head.
Retart using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Retart gets underhooks to prevent Lozon's takedown attempt.
Retart lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Lozon tries for a takedown. No joy.
A knee to the head by Retart.
Retart makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Retart lands a knee to the head.
Retart lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Lozon drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Retart gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Lozon is breathing heavily.
A knee to the head by Retart.
Lozon takes a knee right on the jaw!
Retart lands a nice elbow.
Retart with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Retart lands a knee to the head.
Retart prevents the takedown attempt.
Lozon changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Retart fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Good leg kick by Retart there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Retart gets in close and instigates a clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Retart landing knees to the head.
Lozon goes for a takedown attempt but Retart pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Stupit Retart is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lozon closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Lozon lands in his opponent's guard.
Lozon slips nicely into half guard.
Lozon trying to control from half guard but Retart is working away.
Lozon wants to work for an arm triangle but Retart is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Lozon is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Retart really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Lozon. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Retart is refusing to be controlled, as Lozon sits in half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lozon is trying to work for a kimura but Retart is defending well.
Retart wants to get back to his feet.
Lozon seems to be working for a kimura but Retart defends the submission attempt.
Lozon trying to mount his opponent but Retart defends it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Retart tries to kick Lozon off but Lozon keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Lozon is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Lozon tries to pass the half guard into mount. Retart knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lozon wants to control but Retart is keeping him busy.
Lozon stands up and beckons Retart to join him on the feet.
Retart gets caught flat footed, as Lozon shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Lozon wants to control from the top but Retart keeps moving.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lozon works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Retart is not content to let Lozon control the position.
Lozon trying to pass the guard but Retart defending well.
Lozon wants to take a breather but Retart is having none of it.
Retart looks like he's trying to stand up.
Lozon passes to full mount!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tony Lozon dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Retart throws a nice head kick!
Lozon shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Lozon stands up from the dominant position, so we're back on the feet.
Lozon tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Retart has Lozon up against the cage in a clinch.
Lozon wants the takedown. Retart is fighting it off but Lozon persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Retart's guard against the cage.
Lozon drops back, looking for a kneebar! Retart looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Retart looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Retart!
Retart stands up and beckons Lozon to his feet.
Lozon misses with a wild body shot.
Retart is breathing heavily.
Lozon takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lozon closes this distance looking for a takedown but Retart circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lozon throws a right hand that Retart ducks under and follows up with a left that Retart also avoids with ease.
Retart has closed the distance and engaged Lozon in a clinch.
Lozon tries to score a body lock takedown but Retart shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Retart tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Lozon fails to pull guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tony Lozon. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Retart misses with an elbow strike.
Retart lands a knee to the body.
Lozon changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Retart fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Retart keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Lozon will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Retart throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Lozon circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lozon tries to clinch but Retart is having none of it.
Retart throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Stupit Retart is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nice sprawl there from Retart as Lozon shoots in.
Retart plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Lozon fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Lozon closes the distance looking to clinch
and Retart counters with a head kick from the bowels of hell that crumples Lozon! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Stupit Retart!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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