PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Lorenzo Von Matterhorn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sang Min The Flash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Matterhorn comes to the ring accompanied by Sharp Dressed Man. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Von Matterhorn
vs
Min The Flash

225 cm
36
283 lbs
27 - 10 - 1

195 cm
29
290 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Lorenzo Von Matterhorn!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sang Min The Flash!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Yukihiro Shimada and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Flash has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Von Matterhorn finds it's way round the side to connect with The Flash's head.
Von Matterhorn shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
The Flash looks to throw the jab but Von Matterhorn is out of range.
Von Matterhorn misses with a few strikes there.
Von Matterhorn avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Von Matterhorn really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A nice inside leg kick there by The Flash. That's going to slow Von Matterhorn down.
Von Matterhorn connects with a leg kick. The Flash looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The Flash tries a low kick but Von Matterhorn avoids it.
Von Matterhorn throws a low kick but The Flash moves out of range easily.
Von Matterhorn throws a low kick but The Flash moves out of range easily.
Von Matterhorn throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Von Matterhorn moves forwards but The Flash connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Von Matterhorn doesn't manage to clinch there - The Flash circles away.
The Flash on the wrong end of a nice jab.

It looks like Sang Min The Flash has been cut.
The Flash throws a shot from downtown. Von Matterhorn moves away and avoids it.
Von Matterhorn explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from The Flash is predictable there
and Von Matterhorn counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The Flash throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Von Matterhorn stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Von Matterhorn moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The Flash lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Von Matterhorn cracks the inside of The Flash's front leg.
Sang Min The Flash seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Von Matterhorn moves into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Von Matterhorn swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from The Flash.
Von Matterhorn lands a body shot.
Von Matterhorn lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Von Matterhorn breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Von Matterhorn displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Flash throws out the jab.
Von Matterhorn fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Von Matterhorn is looking to chop away at The Flash's legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Flash throws a front kick aimed at Von Matterhorn's knee but Von Matterhorn avoids it well.
The Flash keeps the fight on the outside.
The Flash throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Von Matterhorn makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The Flash throws a big shot that misses.
The Flash misses with a combination

and Von Matterhorn moves into the clinch.
Von Matterhorn is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Von Matterhorn lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Von Matterhorn lands a body punch in the clinch.
Von Matterhorn struggles to land a body shot inside as The Flash controls his hands.
Von Matterhorn manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Von Matterhorn lands a nice shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Come on Von Matterhorn - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Von Matterhorn throws a punch but it's blocked by The Flash.

The Flash breaks from the clinch.
Von Matterhorn doesn't manage to clinch there - The Flash circles away.
The Flash throws a shot from downtown. Von Matterhorn moves away and avoids it.
Von Matterhorn slips under a jab.
Von Matterhorn lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The Flash throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Flash misses with an uppercut. Von Matterhorn saw that one coming.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Von Matterhorn lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and The Flash has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from The Flash and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The Flash throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Von Matterhorn slips under a jab.
The Flash throws a hook to the side of Von Matterhorn's head but Von Matterhorn sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Von Matterhorn scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn's corner calls for a 1-2. Von Matterhorn obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Von Matterhorn lands a nice looking body kick.
The Flash dodges the punch combination from Von Matterhorn.
The Flash is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
The Flash misses with a hook
and Von Matterhorn counters with an inside leg kick.
The Flash looks winded!
Von Matterhorn misses with a wild body shot.
The Flash misses with a hook
and Von Matterhorn counters with an outside leg kick.
Von Matterhorn fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The Flash throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The Flash wants to slow Von Matterhorn down by chopping away at his legs.
Nice jab there from Von Matterhorn.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Von Matterhorn misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The Flash throws a leg kick that is checked
and Von Matterhorn counters with an outside leg kick.
Von Matterhorn lands with a kick to the temple. The Flash shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Von Matterhorn goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sang Min The Flash's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Von Matterhorn attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Von Matterhorn misses with a left hand
and The Flash counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
The Flash throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Von Matterhorn to counter with a crisp jab.
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn is winning the standup battle so far.
Von Matterhorn smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

That has opened up Sang Min The Flash's cut even more.
Von Matterhorn scoring well with a low kick there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Flash misses with a looping right.
A left and a right from Von Matterhorn both land. Nice combination.
Von Matterhorn is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
The Flash throws a leg kick but Von Matterhorn checks it.
Von Matterhorn misses with a low kick.
The Flash throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Nice defenses there by Von Matterhorn.
Von Matterhorn tries to bum rush The Flash with a series of wild strikes but The Flash uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Von Matterhorn waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Flash.
The Flash rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Von Matterhorn counters with a body kick that stops The Flash in his tracks momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as The Flash blocks the leg kick.

Von Matterhorn has taken the fight to the clinch.
Von Matterhorn lands a shoulder strike.
Von Matterhorn goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Von Matterhorn.
A short left from Von Matterhorn.
Von Matterhorn misses with some punches.

Von Matterhorn's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The Flash will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
The Flash is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Von Matterhorn is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A big right from The Flash misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Flash moves out of range as Von Matterhorn throws a body kick.

Von Matterhorn has taken the fight to the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn controlling the action here for a moment.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Von Matterhorn misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Von Matterhorn is trying to stall.
The Flash tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Von Matterhorn's elbow.
Von Matterhorn looking to stall.
Von Matterhorn misses with a hook from the clinch.
The Flash's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Von Matterhorn with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The Flash taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Von Matterhorn misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Flash misses with a punch to the body.
Von Matterhorn is trying to break the clinch but The Flash has him pressed against the ropes.
The Flash lands a body punch.

The Flash manages to break the clinch.
A jab from Von Matterhorn misses.
The Flash looks to land a right hand but Von Matterhorn moved out of range.
Von Matterhorn misses the shot to the body.
The Flash thuds a left hand into Von Matterhorn's body.
The Flash's jab looks to have found its range, popping Von Matterhorn under the eye.
The Flash swinging wildly here.
The Flash scoring well with a low kick there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Flash throws a leg kick but Von Matterhorn checks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as The Flash checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Von Matterhorn lands a really nice looking cross but The Flash seems unphased.
Von Matterhorn slips a straight right by The Flash.
The Flash misses with a wild combination.
Von Matterhorn lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

The cut above Sang Min The Flash's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Von Matterhorn defending well as The Flash loads up on a big left hand.
Von Matterhorn is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that The Flash can do to turn this around?
The Flash lands a body shot.
Von Matterhorn throws a looping overhand right but The Flash ducks down to avoid it.
Von Matterhorn is looking to clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Von Matterhorn tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Von Matterhorn ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Flash moves away.
The Flash loads up on a big right hand but Von Matterhorn slips the punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Sang Min The Flash's cut.
That's time! Von Matterhorn's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Von Matterhorn throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by The Flash.
The Flash throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
The Flash throws a shot from downtown. Von Matterhorn moves away and avoids it.
The Flash staying out of range there.
Von Matterhorn throws a lazy body kick
and The Flash counters with a thumping low kick.
The Flash takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice body kick from Von Matterhorn.
The Flash misses with a two punch combination.
Von Matterhorn throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Von Matterhorn lands a leg kick that knocks The Flash off balance momentarily.
Von Matterhorn scores with a kick to the body.
The Flash on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The Flash takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Nice shot lands for Von Matterhorn.

The Flash walks into a straight right hand and goes down! Von Matterhorn rushes to a neutral corner so the count doesn't get delayed but The Flash has made it back to his feet on 5. He's OK so we're back to the action.

The Flash is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
The Flash is still on wobbly legs! Can Von Matterhorn finish him?
Von Matterhorn scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The Flash seems to have recovered his senses.
The Flash misses with an uppercut
and Von Matterhorn counters with a nice body kick.
The Flash takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

Sang Min The Flash's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Von Matterhorn goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
The Flash walks straight into devastating uppercut and drops to the floor, clearly wobbled! Can he beat the count? 4,5,6,7... he's up! And he's down again! The ref steps in and calls an end to the fight! What a punch that was!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Lorenzo Von Matterhorn!
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn retains his super heavyweight title!
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.