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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wooden Pencil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jonas Blane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pencil comes to the cage accompanied by Full Retard. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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193 lbs
11 - 1 - 0 |
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199 cm
23
242 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jonas Blane!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Chris Edwards and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pencil lands an overhand right.
Blane connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Blane finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Blane throws a leg kick that misses.
Blane takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Blane tries to work over Pencil's front leg with a kick but Pencil checks it.
Pencil is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A good leg kick by Blane.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pencil throws a low kick but Blane moves out of range easily.
Blane throws a body punch but Pencil moves out of range.
Blane lands a left and a right that send Pencil crashing to the mat, dazed. Blane thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
It looks like Wooden Pencil has been cut.
Blane fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pencil manages to avoid it.
Blane tried to score with a low kick but Pencil checks it.
A swing and a miss from Blane.
Blane throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A left lands for Blane.
Blane walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Pencil checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Blane slips a jab from Pencil.
Pencil on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Blane. Blane obviously looking to wear him down.
Blane throws a low kick, looking for Pencil's leg but Pencil calmly moves out of range.
Pencil does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Blane slips under a jab.
Pencil ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Blane moves away.
Pencil takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Pencil throws a leg kick which misses Blane's front leg but catches the back leg as Blane tries to avoid it.
Blane ducks right into an uppercut from Pencil.
Blane tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Blane throws a solid leg kick but Pencil takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Blane.
Blane misses with a low kick.
Pencil throws a low kick but Blane avoids it.
Blane throws a low kick but Pencil moves out of range easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Blane sends Pencil crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Blane is motioning to the referee to let Pencil up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Pencil is rocked!
Blane scores with a leg kick.
Oh Pencil is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Blane will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Pencil misses with a straight right.
Blane throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pencil seems to have got his legs back now.
Pencil takes one to the chin there.
Pencil checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Pencil misses with a leg kick.
Pencil tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pencil is breathing heavily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pencil.
Blane connects with a leg kick. Pencil looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Blane lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pencil's sensitive parts.
Blane lands with a right hand.
Pencil checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Blane misses with a low kick.
Blane has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Blane misses with a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Pencil.
Blane with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Pencil to score with a decent uppercut.
Blane pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pencil throws a front kick aimed at Blane's knee but Blane avoids it well.
Blane throws a hook but Pencil blocks it.
Blane misses with a low kick.
Blane drops Pencil with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Pencil looks back up at him and smiles so Blane waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Blane wants to slow Pencil down by chopping away at his legs.
Blane is looking to score with low kicks.
Good work by Pencil as he checks the leg kick.
A slow jab from Pencil misses its intended target.
Blane scores with a spinning back kick!
Blane feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Pencil sprawling to the canvas! Pencil rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Blane finish him?!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as Blane checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Blane checks a low kick from Pencil.
Blane steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pencil.
Pencil throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Blane cracks Pencil with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Pencil tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Blane pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Pencil is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jonas Blane!
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energy
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hype
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