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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nataniel Byczynski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alfred E Neuman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Byczynski comes into the arena with War is My Destiny blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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260 lbs
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300 lbs
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Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Nataniel Byczynski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alfred E Neuman!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Arvi Lind and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Byczynski is looking to clinch but E Neuman is avoiding it.
E Neuman clinches.
E Neuman misses with a punch on the inside.
E Neuman scores with a nice hook to the head.
It looks like Nataniel Byczynski has been cut.
Byczynski blocks an elbow strike.
Byczynski tries to land knees in the clinch but E Neuman avoids the damage to the body.
E Neuman looking to throw knees to the head but Byczynski is blocking nicely.
E Neuman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Byczynski.
Byczynski putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has E Neuman in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Byczynski misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from E Neuman.
E Neuman lands an uppercut.
E Neuman creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Byczynski's defenses.
E Neuman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Byczynski is trying to break the clinch but E Neuman is controlling him.
E Neuman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
E Neuman throws a knee to the head but misses.
Byczynski tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
E Neuman on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Byczynski wants to break free but E Neuman has control.
Byczynski trying to land knees to the body.
E Neuman lands an elbow just above Byczynski 's eye.
That's one minute gone in the round.
E Neuman is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Byczynski is defending well for now.
Byczynski lands a left hand.
Byczynski landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Byczynski with an attempt at a knee that misses.
E Neuman tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
E Neuman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Byczynski tries to throw a body punch but E Neuman avoids it by throwing Byczynski back against the cage.
Byczynski gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Byczynski tries to land knees in the clinch but E Neuman avoids the damage to the body.
A head punch on the inside from E Neuman fails to land.
E Neuman missing with knees to the body.
E Neuman misses with a punch on the inside.
E Neuman managing to block the knees to the body from Byczynski.
E Neuman lands a knee to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
E Neuman avoiding damage.
A knee to the head by E Neuman.
E Neuman tries to land a knee to the head but Byczynski blocks with his arms.
E Neuman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Byczynski landing knees to the body.
E Neuman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Byczynski tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Byczynski tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A hook to the body from Byczynski.
E Neuman avoiding damage as Byczynski throws knees to the body.
E Neuman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
E Neuman misses with the head strike.
E Neuman stalling in the clinch but Byczynski improves position.
A short body shot lands from E Neuman as the two fighters clinch.
Good body shot from E Neuman.
Byczynski tries a knee to the head but E Neuman blocks it.
Byczynski tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
E Neuman stalling against the cage.
E Neuman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
E Neuman looking to stall.
Byczynski can't find room to land a body shot as E Neuman controls the action.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for E Neuman.
Byczynski landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
E Neuman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nataniel Byczynski's cut is getting worse.
E Neuman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
E Neuman takes an elbow to the temple.
Byczynski is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. E Neuman is defending well for now.
Byczynski dodges an elbow strike from E Neuman.
E Neuman misses with a knee strike.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Byczynski obliges.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Byczynski creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Byczynski missing with knees to the body.
E Neuman throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Byczynski throws a knee to the head but misses.
Byczynski is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. E Neuman is defending well for now.
E Neuman crunches a lovely knee into Byczynski's ribcage.
Byczynski throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
E Neuman looks winded!
With the fighters up against the cage, E Neuman throws an elbow but misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Byczynski on the inside.
Byczynski dodges an elbow strike from E Neuman.
Byczynski misses with a knee strike.
Byczynski with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
E Neuman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Byczynski lands a nice knee to the body.
Byczynski lands a knee to the body.
Byczynski missing with knees to the body.
Byczynski tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
E Neuman takes a knee right on the jaw!
Byczynski lands a knee to the head.
Byczynski lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
E Neuman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Byczynski lands a shot to the body.
Byczynski with a knee to the head.
It looks like Alfred E Neuman has been cut.
Byczynski with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
E Neuman avoids a wild elbow strike from Byczynski.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nataniel Byczynski dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Byczynski with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A punch combination from Byczynski misses.
Byczynski has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
E Neuman clinches with his opponent.
Byczynski misses with a body punch.
E Neuman misses with a knee strike.
E Neuman misses with an elbow strike.
Nataniel Byczynski has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Byczynski with a knee to the head.
Byczynski lands a body punch.
E Neuman takes a knee right on the jaw!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
E Neuman throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Byczynski blocks it with crossed arms.
E Neuman on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Byczynski's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Byczynski tries to clinch there but E Neuman circles away.
E Neuman steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Byczynski. That one must have hurt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Byczynski tries to bum rush E Neuman with a series of wild strikes but E Neuman uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
E Neuman is breathing heavily.
Byczynski gets tackled into the cage by E Neuman. E Neuman maintains the clinch.
E Neuman misses with a short punch on the inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, E Neuman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Byczynski putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has E Neuman in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, E Neuman just misses with a elbow thrown towards Byczynski's brow.
Byczynski breaks the clinch.
Byczynski thows a left - swing and a miss!
Byczynski throws a head kick but E Neuman moves out of range.
E Neuman misses with a body kick.
E Neuman throws a half hearted mid kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Byczynski digs a good body shot into E Neuman's ribs.
Byczynski throws a good cross that connects.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Byczynski scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Byczynski moves away from the strike by E Neuman.
Byczynski swinging wildly here.
Byczynski misses with a low kick.
Byczynski moves out of range of the strikes.
Byczynski scores with a hook to the body. E Neuman takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
E Neuman misses with a wild body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman throws a looping overhand right but Byczynski ducks down to avoid it.
E Neuman scores with a shot to the body.
Byczynski tries to clinch but E Neuman moves away
and E Neuman counters with a stiff right hand.
Byczynski looks to throw the jab but E Neuman is out of range.
Byczynski scores with a jab to the head.
E Neuman changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
E Neuman clinches up against the cage.
E Neuman landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Byczynski is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. E Neuman is defending well for now.
Byczynski blocking some punches.
Byczynski with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. E Neuman obliges.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Byczynski throws a combination but it was largely blocked by E Neuman.
E Neuman misses with a two punch combination.
E Neuman closes the distance and clinches.
Byczynski wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but E Neuman has him pressed against the cage.
E Neuman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Byczynski breaks from the clinch.
Byczynski tries to close the distance and clinch up but E Neuman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
E Neuman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nataniel Byczynski is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Byczynski avoids the head kick by E Neuman.
A swing and a miss from E Neuman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nataniel Byczynski dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Byczynski tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Byczynski lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
E Neuman avoids the body shot from Byczynski.
E Neuman fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Byczynski, pushing him back against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Byczynski's face as he tries to break the clinch.
E Neuman misses with a punch on the inside.
Byczynski has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Byczynski tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and E Neuman avoids it.
E Neuman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Byczynski has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A frustrated look appears on E Neuman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
E Neuman misses with a punch to the body.
Byczynski misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from E Neuman.
E Neuman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
E Neuman throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
E Neuman pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Byczynski on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
E Neuman scores with a knee to the head.
E Neuman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Byczynski putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has E Neuman in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Byczynski lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Byczynski trying to land knees to the body.
Byczynski tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Byczynski misses with a knee strike.
E Neuman managing to block the knees to the body from Byczynski.
E Neuman takes a knee to the side of the body.
Byczynski unloads a knee to the mid-section.
E Neuman avoiding damage as Byczynski throws knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Byczynski.
Byczynski lands a good knee to the midsection. E Neuman won't want to take too many of those.
Byczynski using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Byczynski pushes E Neuman back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
E Neuman tries a body shot but Byczynski blocks it.
E Neuman on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A nice left hand lands by Byczynski.
Byczynski connects with a knee to the head.
Byczynski pushes off an throws an elbow but E Neuman leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Byczynski misses with a body punch.
Byczynski cracks E Neuman with a nice body shot.
E Neuman throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Byczynski blocks it with crossed arms.
Byczynski gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Byczynski pushes E Neuman back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Byczynski missing with knees to the body.
E Neuman avoiding damage as Byczynski throws knees to the body.
Byczynski misses with a knee to the head.
Byczynski is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. E Neuman is defending well for now.
Byczynski throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but E Neuman blocks it with crossed arms.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, E Neuman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
E Neuman is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Byczynski is defending well for now.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, E Neuman just misses with a elbow thrown towards Byczynski's brow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Byczynski.
Byczynski is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Byczynski lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Byczynski tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Byczynski works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Byczynski with a knee to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A right hook to the body lands for Byczynski.
Byczynski lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Alfred E Neuman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Knees in the clinch landing for Byczynski.
Byczynski avoiding damage as E Neuman throws knees to the body.
Byczynski escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
E Neuman misses with a double jab.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Byczynski gets through E Neuman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nataniel Byczynski is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman lands a nice elbow.
Byczynski on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
E Neuman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
E Neuman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Byczynski's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Byczynski throws a series of strikes that have E Neuman backpedaling.
Byczynski is looking to land body kicks.
Byczynski with a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
E Neuman misses with a body kick.
Byczynski lands the left hand.
Sloppy strikes from E Neuman. Those never looked like landing.
And that's the end of the fight!
Nataniel Byczynski showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Byczynski has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nataniel Byczynski!
After the big win, Nataniel Byczynski made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Untouchable Fight Nutrition Q160 $125 and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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