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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vitaly Fetisov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fetisov comes to the cage accompanied by Skillet. Jesus Christ has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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250 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
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225 cm
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300 lbs
0 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Great low kicks
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Vitaly Fetisov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jesus Christ!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Chad Campbell and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fetisov throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Christ blocks a head kick by Fetisov.
Fetisov clinches up with Christ and pushes him back against the cage.
Christ wants to break free but Fetisov has control.
Fetisov breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fetisov throws a lazy head kick
and Christ counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A head kick misses from Fetisov.
Fetisov shoots for a takedown but Christ saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Fetisov tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Christ blocks a head kick by Fetisov.
Fetisov moves into the clinch successfully.
Fetisov pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fetisov takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Fetisov breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fetisov tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Fetisov.
Fetisov misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Fetisov.
Fetisov is breathing heavily.
Fetisov tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Christ lands a body shot.
Christ lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
It looks like Vitaly Fetisov has been cut.
Left hook, right uppercut from Christ.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Christ with a jab.
Christ fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fetisov looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The crowd cheers as Christ lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fetisov doesn't seem phased though.
Christ cracks Fetisov with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Christ has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Fetisov to stand back up!
Fetisov is rocked!
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Christ engages and cracks Fetisov with a massive lead left hook - Fetisov tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Christ is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jesus Christ!
An out of breath and clearly excited Jesus Christ thanked Pinoy Fightwear (90% Laundry) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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