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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thor Omega (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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222 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Thor Omega!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
35 - 20 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Chris Saunders and Ryoma Takatsuka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Omega is looking to slow Zoidberg down with leg kicks.
Zoidberg on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Omega. Omega obviously looking to wear him down.
Zoidberg walks into a jab.
Omega swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Omega manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Omega feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Zoidberg's calf.
Zoidberg checks a leg kick.
Zoidberg pivots, looking for a leg kick but Omega is out of range and Zoidberg settles back down.
A punch combination from Omega misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Omega. That's going to slow Zoidberg down.
Zoidberg checks the leg kick.
Omega throws a looping overhand right but Zoidberg ducks down to avoid it.
Zoidberg slips under a jab from Omega.
Omega tries to land a leg kick but Zoidberg saw it coming and moves away.
Zoidberg throws a push kick but Omega slaps the foot to one side.
Zoidberg moves out of range as Omega strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg doesn't manage to clinch there - Omega circles away.
Omega lands a head kick!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zoidberg.
Omega works Zoidberg's body with a nice hook.
Zoidberg ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Good work by Omega as he checks the leg kick.
A left lands for Omega.
An inside leg kick lands from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg darts in and clinches Omega up against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Omega's brow.
Omega tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zoidberg's elbow.
Omega avoids the elbow strike from Zoidberg, against the cage.
Omega lands with a short head shot on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Omega creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoidberg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Omega's efforts to push away.
Omega avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Omega.
It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow over the top.
Omega lands a hook that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Omega throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Omega avoids the elbow strike from Zoidberg, against the cage.
Zoidberg blocks a body shot from Omega.
A head punch on the inside from Omega fails to land.
Zoidberg pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Zoidberg takes a shot to the head.
Omega avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Omega tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow strike.
Zoidberg prevents Omega from breaking the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Omega lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Omega on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zoidberg.
It looks like Thor Omega has been cut.
Omega wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Omega avoids the elbow strike from Zoidberg, against the cage.
Omega is trying to stall.
Omega lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Omega 's eye.
Omega lands a left hand.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Omega lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
Omega misses with a hook from the clinch.
Omega throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Omega manages to break the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Omega just misses with a punch to the body.
Thor Omega seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Omega.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Omega scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up but Omega circles away and keeps his distance.
Zoidberg connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Zoidberg chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Zoidberg defending well as Omega loads up on a big left hand.
Zoidberg avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Zoidberg connects with a leg kick. Omega looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Omega lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Omega tried to score with a low kick but Zoidberg checks it.
Zoidberg feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Omega's calf.
Zoidberg lands a nice looking kick to the body. Omega takes a step back to recover.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Thor Omega dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Omega is looking to score with low kicks.
Zoidberg slips under a jab.
Zoidberg fails in his attempt to clinch.
A good leg kick by Zoidberg.
Omega is looking to score with low kicks.
Omega cracks Zoidberg with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Omega tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Omega takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Zoidberg has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Omega finds it's way round the side to connect with Zoidberg's head.
Omega misses with a leg kick.
Thor Omega is winning the standup battle so far.
Omega throws a leg kick but Zoidberg checks it.
Omega scores with a sloppy right hand. Zoidberg should have avoided that one.
Omega throws a series of punches but Zoidberg moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Omega connects with the punch.
Good leg kick by Zoidberg there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Omega is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A nice leg kick lands there from Omega.
Zoidberg showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Omega.
Omega misses with a looping right.
Omega moves out of range of the leg kick from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but Omega moves out of range.
Omega keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Omega checks a leg kick.
Omega misses with a leg kick
and Zoidberg counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Zoidberg.
Omega has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Omega avoids the damage to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Omega avoids it.
Omega is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Omega lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Omega.
Omega gets through Zoidberg's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.
Thor Omega has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Omega cracks Zoidberg with a nice body shot.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Omega blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zoidberg putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Omega in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Omega struggles to land a body shot inside as Zoidberg controls his hands.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Omega here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Omega blocks the elbow strike.
Omega misses with the head strike.
Omega throws a head punch that misses.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Omega avoids it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.
Omega blocks the elbow strike.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Stalling in the clinch from Omega.
Zoidberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Omega swings away with an uppercut that misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Omega's brow.
Omega tries to throw a body punch but Zoidberg avoids it by throwing Omega back against the cage.
Omega breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A jab from Omega misses.
Omega buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Omega circles away from the clinch attempt.
Omega lets loose with a powerful body kick. Zoidberg will feel that in the morning.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg moves out of range of the body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Omega. Zoidberg does a little dance to reset his feet.
Omega attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Omega scores with a nice strike.
Zoidberg moves away from the strike by Omega.
A low kick from Zoidberg misses
and Omega cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Omega checks a low kick from Zoidberg.
Omega misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zoidberg.
Omega swats away the attempt to clinch by Zoidberg.
Omega lands with a hook. Zoidberg tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoidberg blocks a leg kick.
Omega connects with a leg kick. Zoidberg looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Omega throws a front kick that sends Zoidberg stumbling back into the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Thor Omega dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Zoidberg throws a chopping leg kick but Omega manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Zoidberg takes a jab right on the kisser.
Omega tries to land a front kick but Zoidberg steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Omega lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Omega lands a head kick!
Zoidberg attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Omega misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Zoidberg scores with a leg kick.
Zoidberg takes one to the chin there.
Crunch! Zoidberg slams his shin into Omega's torso.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Omega bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Zoidberg's head backwards.
Zoidberg tries to land a front kick but Omega steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Zoidberg gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Omega takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Nice defenses there by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg moves out of range as Omega throws a body kick.
Omega avoids the head kick by Zoidberg.
Omega fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Zoidberg is out of range.
Omega throws a jab when Zoidberg was well out of range.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick
and Omega counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Zoidberg connects with an inside leg kick.
Zoidberg uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Omega.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Zoidberg finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Omega cracks Zoidberg with a good jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Zoidberg, right into the meat.
An inside leg kick lands from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Omega keeps the fight on the outside.
Omega scores with a head kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Omega looks to land a body kick but Zoidberg moved away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zoidberg looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Omega throws a chopping leg kick but Zoidberg manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
John Zoidberg has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Omega throws a low kick but Zoidberg avoids it.
Omega misses with an uppercut.
Omega on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Zoidberg takes one to the side of the head.
Omega connects with an inside leg kick.
Thor Omega is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Omega slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Omega throws an overhand right that lands on Zoidberg's shoulder, as Zoidberg tries to avoid the shot.
Omega listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg ducks right into an uppercut from Omega.
A low kick from Zoidberg misses
and Omega connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Zoidberg tries to clinch there but Omega circles away.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but Omega sees it coming and moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Omega. Zoidberg does a little dance to reset his feet.
Omega blocks a low kick nicely.
Omega circles away from the clinch attempt.
Zoidberg cracks the inside of Omega's front leg.
Zoidberg tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Omega is able to avoid easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Omega moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Good leg kick by Zoidberg there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Zoidberg throws a quick inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Omega throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Omega moves out of range of the body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Omega. Zoidberg does a little dance to reset his feet.
Zoidberg walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch but Omega is avoiding it.
Zoidberg slips a jab from Omega.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but Omega moved away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Omega connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Omega thuds his shin into the meat of Zoidberg's side.
Zoidberg has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Zoidberg there as he acknowledges the shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Thor Omega.
Well Omega has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Thor Omega!
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