PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wayne Kerr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong Un comes into the arena with DPRKorean National Anthem blaring out of the sound system. This should be fireworks!

Jong Un
vs
Kerr

178 cm
26
217 lbs
3 - 5 - 0

210 cm
23
210 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Big heart

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kim Jong Un!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Wayne Kerr!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Paulsen Ambrosius and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Jong Un fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Kerr sprawls well initially but Jong Un persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Kerr tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Jong Un has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jong Un throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Kerr wants to hold on but Jong Un pushes him away.
Jong Un moves to take his opponent's back.
Kerr is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Kerr is keeping busy.
Jong Un is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Kerr is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jong Un somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back.
Jong Un has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Kerr's body.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Jong Un is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Kerr knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Kerr for a finish.
Kerr tries to escape but Jong Un has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Kerr trying to get back to his feet but Jong Un is in full control for now.

Jong Un is working hard for the rear naked choke here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kerr covering up well under a series of strikes from Jong Un.
Kerr is trying to get back to his feet but Jong Un has full control of the position and if anything, Kerr has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Jong Un has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Kerr's body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jong Un gets his hands free as Kerr looks to control.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kerr is trying to break free.
Jong Un just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.

Jong Un has managed to slip his arm under Kerr's chin. This could be all over... yep, Kerr is tapping out! Submission win for Jong Un.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Kim Jong Un!
Kim Jong Un decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.