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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rob Evans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The One Armed Man comes to the cage accompanied by Stand Up To be C**ted. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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240 lbs
17 - 7 - 0 |
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180 cm
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250 lbs
13 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rob Evans!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Evans throws a lazy right hand but The One Armed Man sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The One Armed Man misses with a wild body shot.
Evans takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The One Armed Man lands with an uppercut that bounces Evans off the cage and back into range.
Evans fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Evans counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Good work by The One Armed Man as he checks the leg kick.
Evans will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
The One Armed Man connects with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Evans checks a leg kick.
A low kick from Evans misses
and The One Armed Man counters with a nice uppercut.
The One Armed Man lands a really nice looking cross but Evans seems unphased.
The One Armed Man throws a head kick that misses.
Evans takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Evans uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The One Armed Man.
A good leg kick by The One Armed Man.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Evans shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
The One Armed Man misses with a body shot.
The One Armed Man uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The One Armed Man throws a low kick but Evans moves out of range easily.
Nice jab there from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man cracks Evans with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
An inside leg kick lands from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man lands a nice shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Evans throws a lazy right hand but The One Armed Man sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The One Armed Man turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A good leg kick by Evans.
Evans throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
The One Armed Man wants to land a leg kick but Evans is out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man misses with an uppercut.
Evans throws an overhand right that lands on The One Armed Man's shoulder, as The One Armed Man tries to avoid the shot.
Joe The One Armed Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from The One Armed Man, right into the meat.
The One Armed Man misses with a hook.
The One Armed Man throws a nice inside leg kick.
Evans takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A jab lands there for The One Armed Man.
A head kick misses from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Evans slips under a jab from The One Armed Man.
Evans throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The One Armed Man changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Joe The One Armed Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The One Armed Man avoids the head kick by Evans.
The One Armed Man moves away from the strike by Evans.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man throws a leg kick but Evans checks it.
Evans thows a leg kick but The One Armed Man checks it
and The One Armed Man counters with a nice uppercut.
Evans looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Evans lands with an overhand left.
The One Armed Man misses with an uppercut
and Evans counters with a leg kick.
The One Armed Man tries to score with a low kick but Evans moves his leg out of the way.
Evans throws a leg kick but The One Armed Man moved away.
The One Armed Man misses with an uppercut
and Evans counters with an outside leg kick.
The One Armed Man throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
The One Armed Man fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The One Armed Man jabs at Evans's body.
The One Armed Man uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Evans.
The One Armed Man blocks a low kick nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Evans thuds his right hand into The One Armed Man's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Nice body kick there by The One Armed Man.
The fighters circling - The One Armed Man throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The One Armed Man misses with a leg kick.
Evans throws a lazy right hand but The One Armed Man sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The One Armed Man lands a slapping body shot.
Evans throws a low kick but The One Armed Man moves out of range easily.
The fighters circling - Evans throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Evans is looking to chop away at The One Armed Man's legs.
A nice leg kick lands there from The One Armed Man.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Evans on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Evans looks winded!
The One Armed Man connects with an inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man misses with a low kick as Evans jumps back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe The One Armed Man dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Evans stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The One Armed Man.
A leg kick checked by Evans.
Joe The One Armed Man is winning the standup battle so far.
The One Armed Man jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Evans's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The One Armed Man throws a quick inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man is looking to chop away at Evans's legs.
Evans misses with a body kick.
The One Armed Man throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Evans tries a head kick but it misses.
The One Armed Man scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Evans takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The One Armed Man checks a leg kick.
The One Armed Man connects with a jab.
The One Armed Man dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The One Armed Man throws an overhand right that lands on Evans's shoulder, as Evans tries to avoid the shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Evans throws a head kick that misses.
The One Armed Man scores with a jab.
Evans chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before The One Armed Man can pounce on him.
The One Armed Man misses the body punch
and Evans counters with a leg kick.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Evans might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, The One Armed Man has got the better of the exchanges.
Evans moves out of range as The One Armed Man strikes.
Evans scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Evans ducks under a wild hook from The One Armed Man.
Evans attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
The One Armed Man connects with an inside leg kick.
Evans is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Evans avoids a kick to the body.
Evans avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
The One Armed Man throws a jab when Evans was well out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man throws a body punch but Evans moves out of range.
The One Armed Man swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Evans.
Evans bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The One Armed Man tries a head kick but it misses.
Evans wants to land a leg kick but The One Armed Man is out of range.
Evans fails with the takedown.
The One Armed Man checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
The One Armed Man throws a low kick but Evans moves out of range easily.
The One Armed Man throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The One Armed Man throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Evans sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The One Armed Man tries to land a leg kick but Evans saw it coming and moves away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Evans throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Evans takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The One Armed Man connects with a body shot that sends Evans's belly button to the back.
The One Armed Man throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Evans sees it coming and avoids it easily.
An inside leg kick from The One Armed Man misses.
The One Armed Man throws a big shot that misses.
Evans tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The One Armed Man changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Evans looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? The One Armed Man is fending him off so far but Evans persists. Nope, The One Armed Man circles away and we're back to standing.
The One Armed Man lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The One Armed Man blocks a low kick nicely.
A left and a right from The One Armed Man both land. Nice combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The One Armed Man fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Evans walks into a jab.
The One Armed Man darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Evans has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
The One Armed Man misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Evans.
The One Armed Man scores with a jab to the body.
Evans misses with a low kick.
Evans avoids the body shot from The One Armed Man.
Evans's hands are dropping dangerously low here and The One Armed Man connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Evans scrambles back to his feet.
Evans takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The One Armed Man looks to throw the jab but Evans is out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The One Armed Man just misses with a punch to the body.
Evans throws the kick towards the body but The One Armed Man avoids it.
A looping hook to the body misses from The One Armed Man. Evans does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe The One Armed Man dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
The One Armed Man lunges at Evans with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Evans's hand.
Good work by Evans as he checks the leg kick.
Evans walks into a left hand.
Evans is rocked!
The One Armed Man is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Evans flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Evans is out cold! The One Armed Man holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joe The One Armed Man!
Joe The One Armed Man decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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