PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jaska Jalovaara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sam Fisher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jalovaara comes into the arena with Die for Metal blaring out of the sound system. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Sam Fisher was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Jalovaara
vs
Fisher

183 cm
23
193 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

182 cm
26
195 lbs
8 - 3 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Hellbent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jaska Jalovaara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 1, fighting out of New York, Sam Fisher!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fisher shoots for a takedown but Jalovaara saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Fisher on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Fisher thows a leg kick but Jalovaara checks it

and Jalovaara moves into the clinch.
Fisher is trying to stall.
A right handed body shot lands from Jalovaara.
Jalovaara lands a nice shot to the body.
Fisher tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Jalovaara lands a body punch in the clinch.
Fisher taking a breather.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jalovaara lands a nice uppercut.
Jalovaara lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Fisher misses with a punch on the inside.
Jalovaara lands with a light punch inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jalovaara lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fisher or not.
A short uppercut from Jalovaara.
Fisher tries to break free but Jalovaara pushes him back against the cage.
Fisher is trying to drag Jalovaara to the mat but Jalovaara just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Jaska Jalovaara has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sam Fisher.
A short right from Jalovaara on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jalovaara.
Jalovaara stalling.
A shot in the inside from Jalovaara.
Fisher content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Jalovaara works on Fisher's body with a couple of short punches.
Fisher blocks a body shot from Jalovaara.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jalovaara.
Fisher working hard to break the clinch.
Jalovaara lands with a left to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Jalovaara.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jalovaara lands with a short shot to the head.
Fisher is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Jalovaara misses with some punches.
Fisher wants to break free but Jalovaara has control.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Jalovaara softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Fisher wants to take the fight to the mat but Jalovaara manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Jalovaara slowing the pace effectively.
Jalovaara seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fisher is trying to push Jalovaara away but Jalovaara has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A left hand lands to the body for Jalovaara.
Jalovaara lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short uppercut from Jalovaara.
Jalovaara lands a nice shot to the body.
Jalovaara works on Fisher's body with a couple of short punches.
Jalovaara misses with a body punch.
Jalovaara lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jalovaara lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jalovaara slows down the pace here.
A body shot lands from Fisher.
Jalovaara lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Jalovaara scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jalovaara effectively controlling the action here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jalovaara tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fisher wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jalovaara tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Jalovaara lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jalovaara holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Fisher trying to stall but Jalovaara improves his position.
Jalovaara gets through Fisher's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jalovaara misses with a hook to the ribs.
A shot in the inside from Jalovaara.
Fisher tries to throw a body punch but Jalovaara avoids it by throwing Fisher back against the cage.
Fisher trying to control the position but instead, Jalovaara has worked for underhooks and has pushed Fisher into the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jaska Jalovaara dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Jalovaara lands a lovely overhand right.
Fisher misses with a body shot.
Jalovaara moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fisher blocks a jab.
Jalovaara clobbers Fisher with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jalovaara lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jalovaara feints with a left and delivers a massive head kick! Fisher collapses like a ragdoll! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Jaska Jalovaara!
Jaska Jalovaara tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.