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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Waru Kuzuri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vanilla Ice Cold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ice Cold comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Adrenaline! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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135 lbs
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143 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
33 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Waru Kuzuri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vanilla Ice Cold!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Donk. Ice Cold catches Kuzuri right on the button with a cross.
Ice Cold on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Ice Cold keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Kuzuri throws a big shot that misses.
Kuzuri misses with a low kick.
A big left from Kuzuri misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ice Cold.
Kuzuri takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Kuzuri throws a leg kick which misses Ice Cold's front leg but catches the back leg as Ice Cold tries to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kuzuri is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Ice Cold checks a low kick from Kuzuri.
Ice Cold's corner calls for a 1-2. Ice Cold obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Kuzuri throws a head kick that misses
and Ice Cold counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Kuzuri trying to control the position.
Ice Cold content to stall in guard here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ice Cold trying to control but Kuzuri is working from the bottom.
Kuzuri keeping full guard, as Ice Cold tries to pass.
Ice Cold slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Vanilla Ice Cold has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Ice Cold throws a jab when Kuzuri was well out of range.
Kuzuri avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kuzuri lands a slapping body shot.
Ice Cold ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kuzuri moves away.
Kuzuri loads up on a big right hand but Ice Cold slips the punch.
A combination from Ice Cold does no damage.
Kuzuri explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Ice Cold scoring well with a low kick there.
Ice Cold keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ice Cold listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Kuzuri lands a nice looking body kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ice Cold takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Ice Cold tries to move into range but Kuzuri moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Ice Cold jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kuzuri looks to land a left hand but Ice Cold moved out of range nicely.
Ice Cold checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Ice Cold misses with an uppercut.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Ice Cold checks a leg kick.
Kuzuri takes a swing at Ice Cold's ribcage but misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ice Cold throws a head kick that misses.
Kuzuri swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ice Cold connects with a good right hand that stumbles Kuzuri. Kuzuri circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Nice body kick there by Ice Cold.
Nice uppercut there from Ice Cold.
Ice Cold ducks under a wild hook from Kuzuri.
Kuzuri misses with a head kick.
Vanilla Ice Cold seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ice Cold misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kuzuri dodges the punch combination from Ice Cold.
Ice Cold lands with a thumping leg kick.
A shot to the liver by Kuzuri. Beautiful body shot.
Kuzuri closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Ice Cold is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good standup being displayed there by Ice Cold as he connects with a hook.
Ice Cold lands with a kick to the temple. Kuzuri shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
It looks like Waru Kuzuri has been cut.
Kuzuri moves away from the strike by Ice Cold.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ice Cold turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ice Cold lands a glancing blow to the side of Kuzuri's head.
Kuzuri lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ice Cold lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Ice Cold lands a head shot.
Ice Cold scores with a nice right hand.
Ice Cold misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kuzuri.
Kuzuri moves out of range of the body kick from Ice Cold.
Ice Cold walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Kuzuri checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ice Cold.
Ice Cold throws a looping overhand right but Kuzuri ducks down to avoid it.
Ice Cold throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kuzuri's corner calls for a 1-2. Kuzuri obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Kuzuri throws a body punch but Ice Cold moves out of range.
Ice Cold takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A jab lands there for Kuzuri.
Ice Cold is still on wobbly legs! Can Kuzuri finish him?
Kuzuri feints and then cracks Ice Cold's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ice Cold down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vanilla Ice Cold dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Waru Kuzuri's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A slow jab from Kuzuri misses its intended target.
Ice Cold seems to have recovered his senses.
Ice Cold is looking to slow Kuzuri down with leg kicks.
Good standup being displayed there by Ice Cold as he connects with a hook.
Kuzuri misses with a straight left.
Kuzuri shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Kuzuri throws a wild body kick that Ice Cold sees coming a mile off.
Ice Cold throws a low kick, looking for Kuzuri's leg but Kuzuri calmly moves out of range.
Ice Cold takes a swing at Kuzuri's ribcage but misses.
Kuzuri checks the leg kick.
Kuzuri scores with a leg kick.
Ice Cold bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Ice Cold swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Kuzuri.
Kuzuri looks to throw the jab but Ice Cold is out of range.
Ice Cold connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Ice Cold fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Kuzuri checks it well.
Ice Cold connects with an inside leg kick.
Kuzuri misses with a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kuzuri lands with a good body shot.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Kuzuri tries a low kick but Ice Cold avoids it.
Ice Cold misses with a right hand
and Kuzuri counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Kuzuri lands a head shot.
Ice Cold is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Kuzuri scores with a jab to the jaw.
Kuzuri lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Vanilla Ice Cold seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Ice Cold lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Kuzuri is looking to land body kicks.
Kuzuri takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Ice Cold takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kuzuri tries to land a front kick but Ice Cold steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Kuzuri thumps Ice Cold with a low kick.
Ice Cold connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kuzuri swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ice Cold throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ice Cold throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kuzuri tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kuzuri lands a nice shot to the body.
Ice Cold takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Kuzuri throws a nice inside leg kick.
Ice Cold throws a sloppy head kick and Kuzuri moves out of range easily.
Kuzuri misses with an attempted mid kick.
Kuzuri is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Kuzuri misses with a low kick as Ice Cold jumps back.
Kuzuri misses with a wild body shot.
Ice Cold wants to land a leg kick but Kuzuri is out of range.
Ice Cold moves out of range of the body kick from Kuzuri.
Kuzuri tried to score with a low kick but Ice Cold checks it.
Kuzuri checks a leg kick.
Ice Cold throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ice Cold throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kuzuri.
Ice Cold pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ice Cold takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Ice Cold throws a nice looking combination but Kuzuri bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ice Cold misses with a body kick.
Ice Cold throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Good work by Ice Cold as he checks the leg kick.
Ice Cold throws a head kick but Kuzuri moves out of range.
Kuzuri scores with a kick to the body.
Kuzuri tries a low kick but Ice Cold avoids it.
Kuzuri on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Kuzuri wants to slow Ice Cold down by chopping away at his legs.
Ice Cold misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kuzuri.
Kuzuri feints and then cracks Ice Cold's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ice Cold down.
Kuzuri keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Kuzuri misses the target.
Kuzuri throws a nice inside leg kick.
Kuzuri misses with a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kuzuri tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jab by Ice Cold.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Kuzuri checks a leg kick.
Ice Cold tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ice Cold dodges the punch combination from Kuzuri.
The fighters circling - Ice Cold throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ice Cold lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kuzuri finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Ice Cold's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kuzuri under the eye.
Kuzuri feints and then cracks Ice Cold's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ice Cold down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kuzuri takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Ice Cold stuns Kuzuri with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kuzuri tries to score with a low kick but Ice Cold moves his leg out of the way.
Ice Cold cracks Kuzuri with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Waru Kuzuri will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Waru Kuzuri's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Ice Cold plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Kuzuri looks to land a body kick but Ice Cold moved away.
Kuzuri takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kuzuri avoids the body shot from Ice Cold.
Ice Cold misses with a body kick.
Ice Cold misses with a leg kick
and Kuzuri counters with a one-two to the body.
Kuzuri throws a shot from downtown. Ice Cold moves away and avoids it.
Ice Cold moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Ice Cold checks a leg kick.
Nice shot lands for Kuzuri.
Ice Cold throws a head kick but Kuzuri moves out of range.
Ice Cold stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kuzuri.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ice Cold takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Kuzuri fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Ice Cold is out of range.
Kuzuri scores with a shot to the body.
Kuzuri scores with a kick to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ice Cold takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Ice Cold takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Kuzuri closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Ice Cold misses with a body kick.
Ice Cold changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Ice Cold takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kuzuri throws a front kick aimed at Ice Cold's knee but Ice Cold avoids it well.
Kuzuri walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Ice Cold drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Kuzuri swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Ice Cold's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Waru Kuzuri!
Waru Kuzuri made sure to mention his sponsor, KAISER in his post fight interview.
Vanilla Ice Cold spoke after the fight, saying 'It was an honor to be in the cage with such a legend.'.
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