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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy TwoShoes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stuchy Stuch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Jimmy TwoShoes has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Jimmy TwoShoes seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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275 lbs
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265 lbs
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Good takedowns
Brawler
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jimmy TwoShoes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stuchy Stuch!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Nard Betker and Wagner Zegers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stuch drives through and clinches with TwoShoes against the cage.
Stuch jumps into guard, dragging TwoShoes to the mat.
Stuch keeping moving, preventing TwoShoes from controlling successfully.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Stuch can do anything to dispel that myth.
TwoShoes with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
TwoShoes trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
TwoShoes controlling from the top position.
Stuch trying to control the position.
TwoShoes won't allow Stuch to get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
TwoShoes stands and throws Stuch's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Stuch takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
It looks like Stuchy Stuch has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
TwoShoes lands an elbow.
TwoShoes working the ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
TwoShoes is working Stuch over with some ground and pound from side control.
TwoShoes working the head and body with strikes.
TwoShoes scoring with punches and elbows.
TwoShoes working away.
TwoShoes wants to control but Stuch is keeping him busy.
Check out the look on TwoShoes's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Stuch taking a bit of punishment here - TwoShoes scoring with strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
TwoShoes connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Stuch some visible discomfort.
Stuch is looking for a sweep.
Stuch is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked TwoShoes off and has taken his back!
TwoShoes tries to roll but Stuch sticks to his back.
Stuch is trying to stick to TwoShoes's back but TwoShoes is turning into Stuch. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Stuch's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by TwoShoes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stuch seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
TwoShoes could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
TwoShoes missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Stuch really doesn't want to stay on the ground with TwoShoes. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
TwoShoes throws a big elbow that misses.
TwoShoes makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
TwoShoes has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
TwoShoes landing with the ground and pound.
Stuch keeping moving, preventing TwoShoes from controlling successfully.
Stuch is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
TwoShoes is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
TwoShoes stops Stuch from standing up.
Stuch looks winded!
Stuch preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
TwoShoes trying to control the position from guard on top but Stuch is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
TwoShoes passes easily into side control. Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
TwoShoes lands an elbow.
Stuch tries to buck TwoShoes off but TwoShoes is having none of it.
TwoShoes wants to control but Stuch is keeping him busy.
TwoShoes cracks Stuch with an elbow. That is naaassty.
TwoShoes trying to control the position but Stuch is working away.
TwoShoes working the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stuch on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
TwoShoes is looking to take a break and control but Stuch is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
TwoShoes lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
TwoShoes scoring with punches and elbows.
TwoShoes in side control lands a decent elbow.
Stuch takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
TwoShoes looks up at the clock and then as Stuch takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, TwoShoes smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
TwoShoes is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Stuch's shoulder. That is not cool.
TwoShoes lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Stuch down.
Stuch takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jimmy TwoShoes dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Stuchy Stuch's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
TwoShoes fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
TwoShoes shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Stuch pinned against the cage. Stuch gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
TwoShoes is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Stuch can do to turn this around?
TwoShoes closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Stuch's guard.
TwoShoes working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
TwoShoes wants to control from the top but Stuch keeps moving.
Jimmy TwoShoes overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
TwoShoes throws a big elbow that misses.
Stuch has momentary wrist control but TwoShoes slips an elbow through the middle.
Stuch is trying to control the position but TwoShoes postures up.
Stuch can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as TwoShoes controls the pace.
Stuch is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's one minute gone in the round.
TwoShoes is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
TwoShoes wants to pass the guard but Stuch is keeping the position.
Stuch keeping moving, preventing TwoShoes from controlling successfully.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Jimmy TwoShoes.
Stuch throws a head kick that TwoShoes semi-blocks.
It looks like Jimmy TwoShoes has been cut.
TwoShoes shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Stuch as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jimmy TwoShoes. That's going to take a lot out of him.
TwoShoes looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Stuch!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stuch is not content to let TwoShoes control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
TwoShoes works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
TwoShoes is staying tight to Stuch's torso, preventing him from escaping.
TwoShoes working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Stuch is looking for a sweep.
TwoShoes scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Stuch to see if he's OK.
Stuch is breathing heavily.
TwoShoes lands a few punches from side control.
Stuch is working to avoid the ground and pound but TwoShoes connects with a decent elbow.
TwoShoes lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Stuch down.
Stuch is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked TwoShoes off and has taken his back!
Stuch is persistently looking for the submission but TwoShoes is defending it well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
TwoShoes turns into Stuch and is now in his guard.
TwoShoes postures up and lands a big shot to Stuch's brow.
TwoShoes trying to control but Stuch is working from the bottom.
TwoShoes not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
TwoShoes's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
TwoShoes lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
TwoShoes passes Stuch's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Stuch on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
TwoShoes working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
TwoShoes is controlling the pace.
Stuch trying to control but TwoShoes postures up.
TwoShoes is trying to control. Stuch wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
TwoShoes wants to pass to mount but Stuch is defending the position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
TwoShoes slips a nice elbow through Stuch's hands, connecting with Stuch's forehead.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. TwoShoes connects with a nice short shot to Stuch's temple.
TwoShoes not doing much here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jimmy TwoShoes dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
No luck for TwoShoes with that takedown attempt.
TwoShoes misses with a jab to the body
and Stuch counters with a nice kick to the body.
Stuch lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as TwoShoes backs up against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stuch is looking to clinch.
Stuch throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Nice takedown defense from Stuch. No joy for TwoShoes on that attempt.
No luck for TwoShoes with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jimmy TwoShoes. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Stuch tries to clinch but TwoShoes is having none of it.
TwoShoes tries for a takedown but Stuch sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Stuch pushes TwoShoes up against the cage in a clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stuch controlling the action here for a moment.
Stuch jumps guard and drags TwoShoes to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Stuch is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
TwoShoes is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
TwoShoes landing some decent shots from guard.
TwoShoes throws a big elbow that misses.
TwoShoes postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
TwoShoes works a leg free and moves into half guard.
TwoShoes working Stuch over with strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
TwoShoes scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Stuch on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. TwoShoes connects with a nice short shot to Stuch's temple.
Ground and pound from TwoShoes.
TwoShoes looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
TwoShoes takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Stuch throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
TwoShoes is figuring out what he wants to do next.
TwoShoes wants to lay and pray for a moment but Stuch keeps working.
TwoShoes looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Stuch with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Stuch taking some punishment here, with TwoShoes in his half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stuch taking some punishment here, with TwoShoes in his half guard.
TwoShoes slips a nice elbow through Stuch's hands, connecting with Stuch's forehead.
Stuch is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Stuch is trying to defend against the ground and pound but TwoShoes scores with a couple of nice shots.
TwoShoes takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Nice strikes from TwoShoes there.
TwoShoes is trying to control the action in half guard but Stuch is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
TwoShoes lands with a punch from half guard.
TwoShoes seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
TwoShoes passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Stuch!
TwoShoes lands with some strikes.
TwoShoes unloading with bombs!
Stuch is bucking up trying to escape but TwoShoes cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
TwoShoes takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
TwoShoes landing shots from mount.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
TwoShoes landing strikes from the mount and Stuch is in trouble!
TwoShoes working the ground and pound effectively.
Stuchy Stuch has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jimmy TwoShoes is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
TwoShoes controlling his opponent.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jimmy TwoShoes showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for TwoShoes, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jimmy TwoShoes!
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