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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kevin Khasm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wolfgang Van Beethoven (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Khasm comes to the cage accompanied by Kickstart My Heart. Van Beethoven has chosen Beethoven-Symphony 7 as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Wolfgang Van Beethoven was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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270 lbs
22 - 19 - 0 |
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213 cm
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277 lbs
17 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
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Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kevin Khasm!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Wolfgang Van Beethoven !
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A left lands for Van Beethoven .
It looks like Kevin Khasm has been cut.
Van Beethoven lands with a slapping head kick.
Khasm walks into a jab.
Khasm shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Van Beethoven defends it nicely.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Van Beethoven lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Khasm has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Khasm and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Khasm throws a leg kick but Van Beethoven checks it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Van Beethoven moves into range and connects with a jab.
Khasm dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kevin Khasm seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Khasm shoots in but Van Beethoven avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Khasm shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kevin Khasm. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Khasm darts in looking for a takedown but Van Beethoven gets double underhooks and turns Khasm into the cage.
Van Beethoven stops a takedown attempt from Khasm.
Khasm drops down looking for an ankle pick but Van Beethoven pulls his leg out and moves away.
Khasm throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Van Beethoven fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Beethoven is looking to score with low kicks.
Khasm shoots in for a takedown but Van Beethoven shows good takedown defense.
Wolfgang Van Beethoven is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Khasm takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Van Beethoven misses with a low kick.
Van Beethoven leaves Khasm with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Van Beethoven lands a right hook to the body.
Khasm fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Van Beethoven manages to avoid it.
Khasm fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Van Beethoven manages to avoid it.
Van Beethoven tries to score with a low kick but Khasm moves his leg out of the way.
Van Beethoven throws a nice inside leg kick.
Van Beethoven is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Khasm is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice cross by Van Beethoven .
Kevin Khasm's cut is getting worse.
Van Beethoven throws a body punch but Khasm moves out of range.
Van Beethoven swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Khasm shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Van Beethoven slaps away a takedown attempt from Khasm, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Van Beethoven , right into the meat.
Van Beethoven lands a big right hand that sends Khasm crashing to the mat! Van Beethoven stays standing though and waves Khasm back to his feet!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Khasm takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Van Beethoven scores with a leg kick.
Van Beethoven cracks Khasm with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Van Beethoven has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Khasm to stand back up!
Khasm is rocked!
Kevin Khasm's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Van Beethoven with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Oh Khasm is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Van Beethoven cracks Khasm with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Van Beethoven has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Khasm to stand back up!
Van Beethoven scores with a hook to the body. Khasm takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Van Beethoven throws a monster overhand right that drops Khasm! Van Beethoven follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wolfgang Van Beethoven !
Post fight, Wolfgang Van Beethoven stared into the camera and said 'Thank you thank you! You were a wonderful audience! '.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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