PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hardcore Legend Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Batshit Datsik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Legend Jr comes to the cage accompanied by New Lil Wayne 2012 Carter 5 leak. Datsik has chosen Lunatic Fringe as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Batshit Datsik was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Hardcore Legend Jr
vs
Datsik

160 cm
22
270 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

200 cm
28
273 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hardcore Legend Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Batshit Datsik!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Dmitry Maklakov and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Legend Jr shoots for a double leg takedown but Datsik sprawls well. He's pushed Legend Jr's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Legend Jr.

Legend Jr closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Datsik is looking for a sweep. Legend Jr is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Legend Jr passes the guard and advances to mount!
Legend Jr connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Legend Jr sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
This has been an exciting period of action!

Legend Jr is working for a guillotine from mount but Datsik frees his head quite easily.
Legend Jr in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Legend Jr raining down hammerfists from mount.
Legend Jr has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Legend Jr is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Datsik can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Legend Jr trying to control but Datsik is having none of it.
Datsik really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Legend Jr. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Datsik is bucking up trying to escape but Legend Jr cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Legend Jr pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Legend Jr cracks Datsik with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.

Datsik is rocked!

Datsik is flailing around, obviously not happy about being mounted. Legend Jr locks hold of one of his arms and spins for an armbar. He's got it! Datsik is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Hardcore Legend Jr!
Hardcore Legend Jr took to the mic after the fight and begged the organizational hierarchy for a shot at the title.