PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sam Wangu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pablo Cojones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cojones has chosen Pearl Jam - Do The Evolution as his entrance music. Pablo Cojones has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Wangu
vs
Cojones

225 cm
24
277 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

191 cm
19
242 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Sam Wangu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pablo Cojones!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Colin Fray and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Wangu moves into the clinch.
Wangu really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Cojones jumps guard and drags Wangu to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Cojones being controlled here, momentarily.

Cojones looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Cojones is looking to cinch up a triangle. Wangu throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Cojones's body to avoid the submission. Cojones has instead reached around Wangu's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Cojones arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Pablo Cojones!
A less than humble Pablo Cojones misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.