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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruce Alvarez Banner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Banner has chosen Seek and Destroy by Metallica as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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185 lbs
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World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Nelson Muntz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Bruce Alvarez Banner!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Winston Howard and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Banner misses with an uppercut. Muntz saw that one coming.
Muntz misses with a body kick.
Banner lands a nice looking body shot.
Muntz throws a shot to the body.
Muntz pivots, looking for a leg kick but Banner is out of range and Muntz settles back down.
Muntz keeps the fight on the outside.
Muntz moves out of range of the strikes.
Muntz misses with a body shot.
Banner jabs at Muntz's body.
Muntz keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Muntz chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Muntz lands a right hook to the body.
Donk. Muntz catches Banner right on the button with a cross.
Muntz steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Banner.
Banner cracks Muntz with a good jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Muntz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Banner throws out the jab.
Muntz lands a jab to the nose.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Muntz.
Muntz loads up on a big right hand but Banner slips the punch.
Banner moves forwards but Muntz connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Muntz swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Banner throws a nice looking combination but Muntz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Muntz gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Banner to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Banner stops Muntz from standing up.
Banner throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muntz is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Banner scoring with some ground and pound.
Banner throwing strikes from guard but Muntz blocks nicely.
Banner loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Banner postures up and lands a big shot to Muntz's brow.
Banner works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Banner has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Banner looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Muntz with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Muntz regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Banner.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Banner missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Banner prevents Muntz from getting back to his feet.
Banner throws a big elbow that misses.
Banner throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Muntz works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Muntz avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Muntz has Banner pulled in close to control his posture.
Banner drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Muntz dives on top into guard.
Muntz trying to control but Banner is working from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Banner is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Banner escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Muntz gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Banner is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Muntz defends well.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Muntz has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Banner is proving hard to escape from.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bruce Alvarez Banner dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Banner is defended easily by Muntz.
Some bone on bone action there as Banner checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Banner moves out of range as Muntz strikes.
Muntz misses with a body shot.
Banner misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Muntz.
Muntz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Banner sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Good shot there by Muntz.
Banner misses with a two punch combination.
Banner rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Muntz counters with a nice leg kick.
Muntz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Muntz uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Muntz throws a low kick, looking for Banner's leg but Banner calmly moves out of range.
Muntz cracks a nice hook into Banner's ribs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz misses with a left hand
letting Banner counter with a right hand.
Muntz avoids the body shot from Banner.
Banner works the jab nicely.
Muntz misses with a looping left.
Muntz throws the left hand but Banner avoids the punch easily.
Banner fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Muntz, pushing him back against the cage.
Banner is trying to pull guard but Muntz has him pressed against the cage.
Banner is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Muntz gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Nelson Muntz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bruce Alvarez Banner.
Banner has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Muntz after a bit of a struggle.
Muntz swings wildly with an uppercut but Banner uses good head movement to avoid it.
Muntz tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Banner is trying to pull guard but Muntz has him pressed against the cage.
Muntz swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Muntz lands a body shot in the clinch.
Muntz can't find room to land a body shot as Banner controls the action.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Banner ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Banner no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Muntz gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Banner throws a series of strikes that have Muntz backpedaling.
Muntz keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Banner throws a nice looking combination but Muntz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Banner blocks a jab.
Muntz uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Banner.
Banner slips a straight right by Muntz.
Muntz tries a head kick but it misses.
Banner dives in for a single leg takedown but Muntz sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Muntz lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Muntz scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Muntz lands with a light punch inside.
Muntz stops a takedown attempt from Banner.
Muntz lands a left hand that snaps the head of Banner backwards.
Banner wants a takedown but no success here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Banner goes for a takedown attempt but Muntz pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Banner is breathing heavily.
Banner fails to land the takedown.
Banner throws an overhand right that lands on Muntz's shoulder, as Muntz tries to avoid the shot.
Banner keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Banner misses with a hook.
Banner is looking to clinch.
Muntz tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Banner is able to avoid easily.
Muntz scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Banner connects with a right hand. Muntz shakes it off.
Muntz connects with a body shot that sends Banner's belly button to the back.
Nelson Muntz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Muntz scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Banner throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Muntz's waist but Muntz gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Banner off to one side.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muntz uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Banner.
Banner tries to clinch up but Muntz circles away and keeps his distance.
Banner drives through with a takedown into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Muntz has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Banner throws a strike but Muntz rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Muntz trying to stand up but can't free himself from Banner's guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Muntz decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nelson Muntz dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
An inside leg kick lands from Muntz.
Muntz takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Banner is looking to clinch but Muntz is avoiding it.
Bruce Alvarez Banner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Muntz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Muntz wants to land a leg kick but Banner is out of range.
Muntz throws a hook to the side of Banner's head but Banner sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Banner throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Banner tries to clinch but Muntz moves out of range.
Banner uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Muntz.
Muntz comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Banner moves out of range of the strikes.
Muntz goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Nice body punch from Muntz.
Banner might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Muntz lands a glancing blow to the side of Banner's head.
Banner looking to score a takedown here. Muntz is defending well but Banner drives through and ends up in Muntz's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Banner keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Muntz's head.
Banner trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Muntz wants to stand and escape but Banner is having none of it.
Banner drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Muntz dives on top into guard.
Muntz trying to control but Banner is working from the bottom.
Banner throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Banner throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Muntz stands up from Banner's guard - Muntz perhaps looking for a knockout.
Nelson Muntz is winning the standup battle so far.
Banner ducks under a wild hook from Muntz.
Nice defenses there by Muntz.
Muntz throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Banner.
Muntz tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Banner is able to avoid easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Banner. Muntz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Muntz steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Banner.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muntz lands an overhand right.
Banner shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Banner keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Banner throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Muntz dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Banner dodges the punch combination from Muntz.
Banner fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Banner takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Muntz fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Banner.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Muntz, right into the meat.
Muntz feints and then cracks Banner's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Banner down.
Muntz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Muntz lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Muntz throws a body kick that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Banner tries to close the distance and clinch but Muntz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Muntz's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Banner connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Muntz scrambles back to his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Muntz swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Banner.
Muntz throws a head kick that Banner semi-blocks.
Muntz misses with a looping right.
Good exchange - Muntz coming out on top.
Banner avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Banner scores with a nice strike.
Banner misses with a straight right.
Banner rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Muntz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Banner gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Muntz moves out of range as Banner strikes.
Good leg kick by Muntz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Muntz.
And that's the end of the fight!
Nelson Muntz showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Muntz has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 29:28
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 29:28
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nelson Muntz!
A very excited looking Nelson Muntz rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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