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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Moe Lester (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roddy Piper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lester kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Twisted. Piper has chosen Real Men Wear Skirts as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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170 cm
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150 lbs
33 - 16 - 0 |
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170 cm
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153 lbs
41 - 15 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
33 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Moe Lester! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
41 - 15 - 1, fighting out of New York, Roddy Piper! The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Robert Douchet and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Lester defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Piper. Piper just misses with a punch to the body.
Lester moves away from the strike by Piper. Lester connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt. Piper lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Piper throws a left that rocks Lester and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! Piper dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Lester regain composure!
Lester is rocked! This has been an exciting period of action! The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up. You can see the frustration on Lester's face, being in this tough position on the bottom. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Lester tries to bench press Piper off him but Piper keeps the position. The strikes coming from Piper are missing the target in this wave of attacks. Piper moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now. Lester regains half guard. The fighters are battling for position here. Lester manages to regain full guard. Nice work. Lester trying to keep a closed guard but Piper is proving a slippery customer.
That's one minute gone in the round. Lester wants to sweep but no luck. Piper postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. Piper preventing the sweep. Lester is working hard here to advance position. Lester avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. Lester is pulling down on Piper's head. It's preventing any offense from Piper, at least for the moment. Piper preventing the sweep. Piper is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position. Piper postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Lester keeping moving, preventing Piper from controlling successfully.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up. Lester wants to clinch up but Piper keeps it at a distance. A looping hook to the body misses from Piper. Lester does a little dance to reset his feet. Piper connects with a good right hand that stumbles Lester. Lester circles away out of range and recomposes himself. Piper with a jab. Piper walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. Lester tries to close the distance and clinch but Piper swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Lester tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Piper manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Lester changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Lester lands with a right hand. Piper thows a left - swing and a miss! Piper throws out a leg kick but Lester moves out of range and Piper only half commits. Piper misses with a wild body shot. Piper cracks Lester with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Piper throws a lazy right hand but Lester sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. A looping hook to the body misses from Lester. Piper does a little dance to reset his feet. Lester works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. Lester misses with a head kick.
Piper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button. Lester scores with a head kick.
Piper on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. Lester blocks a jab. Piper pushes Lester away with a front kick. Thud! ouch! good body kick from Lester - that will leave a mark!
Piper keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Piper misses with a body shot
and Lester cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Piper misses with a looping right. Lester fakes the leg kick and cracks Piper in the body. This has been an exciting period of action! Piper's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Lester connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Piper scrambles back to his feet. Lester throws out a loose jab but Piper uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Lester throws a nice outside leg kick. Piper misses the shot to the body. Piper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Piper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lester moves away. Lester takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Piper throws a lazy body kick and Lester counters with a straight punch to the midsection. Lester moves in looking to clinch but Piper pushes him off. A solid leg kick lands there for Piper.
Lester throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Piper throws out a leg kick but Lester moves out of range and Piper only half commits. Lester misses with a few strikes there.
A head kick misses from Piper. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Nice uppercut there from Piper. Lester pivots, looking for a leg kick but Piper is out of range and Lester settles back down. Moe Lester is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Piper connects with a leg kick. Lester looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. Piper takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Roddy Piper dominated that round. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Piper throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Lester was covering up waiting for the punch and Piper finishes the takedown easily into guard. Lester can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Piper controls the pace. Piper throws a big right hand that misses. Piper won't allow Lester to sweep him here. Lester lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Piper! Piper sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though. Piper is looking for a sweep. Lester is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position. Lester trying to control the pace.
That's one minute gone in the round. Piper wants to control but Lester is keeping busy and won't allow it. Piper makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Piper. Piper controlling the position. Piper keeping moving, preventing Lester from controlling successfully. Lester postures up.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up. Lester lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Lester fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Piper, pushing him back against the cage. Piper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Piper lands with a left to the head. Lester prevents the takedown attempt.
Piper misses with a punch on the inside.
Lester throws a knee to the head but misses.
Lester gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Piper.
Piper avoids a wild elbow strike from Lester. Piper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Piper throws a head punch that misses. Piper lands a body shot. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Piper successfully pulls guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Piper trying to control the position.
Piper wants to sweep here but Lester controlling him for the moment. Piper is still trying to improve position. Lester stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Piper swivels though and keeps the full guard. Piper is trying to keep Lester in close.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup. Piper is wriggling around but Lester manages to pass to half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Piper is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. Piper actively working from the bottom here. Piper is staying active underneath Lester, who seems content to just control the action from this position. Piper is looking for a sweep. Lester is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Lester is thwarting Piper's attempts to control the position. The referee calls for the fighters to work.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Piper tries to roll over but Lester keeps him under control. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Roddy Piper showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
A head kick misses from Piper. Piper's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Lester connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Piper scrambles back to his feet. Piper with a hook. Lester rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Piper counters with a right hand to the body. Piper will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Lester lands an overhand right. Piper shoots in looking for a takedown but Lester manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Piper's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away. Piper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Piper throws a body kick that misses. Lester fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Piper feints and then cracks Lester's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lester down. A lazy left from Lester finds it's target. Lester misses with a low kick. Piper throws a lazy head kick and Lester counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Piper has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
That's one minute gone in the round. Piper has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Piper there as he acknowledges the shot. Good leg kick by Lester there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Piper throws a solid leg kick but Lester takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Piper. Lester lands with a nice body kick. Lester closes the distance and clinches. Piper tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Lester lands a knee to the body.
Piper takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Stalling in the clinch from Lester.
Piper wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Lester lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Piper takes an elbow to the forehead. A nice left hand lands by Piper.
Piper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Piper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Moe Lester has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round. A head punch blocked on the inside by Piper. Piper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Lester throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Piper blocks it with crossed arms. Lester gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
It looks like Roddy Piper has been cut. A short right from Lester on the inside. A nice glancing elbow lands by Lester. Lester misses with a body punch.
Piper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Lester struggles to land a body shot inside as Piper controls his hands.
Piper gets through Lester's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Piper misses with a punch to the body.
Piper working hard to break the clinch. Piper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Piper blocks an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Lester lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Piper pushes Lester back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. Lester blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Lester obliges. Lester misses with a knee strike.
Piper is leaning against Lester and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Lester throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Piper blocks it with crossed arms. Lester has a couple of punches blocked by Piper.
Lester avoiding damage.
Piper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Piper is trying to push Lester away but Lester has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere. Lester looking to throw knees to the head but Piper is blocking nicely.
Piper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Piper's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Lester tries a body shot but Piper blocks it.
Lester lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Piper has a couple of punches blocked by Lester.
Lester goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lester makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. A short uppercut from Lester. Lester struggles to land a body shot inside as Piper controls his hands.
Piper prevents a body shot from Lester. Lester is pushing Piper up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word. Lester working aggressively here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Piper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Piper staying out of range there.
And that's the end of the fight! Moe Lester showed his dominance in that final round. I think Piper has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 28:29 Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 28:29 Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Roddy Piper! A very excited looking Roddy Piper made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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