PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dustin Heloise (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lebowski kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is VHB - Freedom Fighter. Heloise has chosen Iron Maiden - Fear of the Dark as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Lebowski
vs
Heloise

201 cm
31
280 lbs
19 - 11 - 0

196 cm
25
275 lbs
11 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jeffrey Lebowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dustin Heloise!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Marco Blurström and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lebowski looks to land a left hand but Heloise moved out of range nicely.
Lebowski will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Heloise tries to score with a low kick but Lebowski moves his leg out of the way.
Lebowski throws a jab but it's blocked by Heloise.
Heloise pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lebowski looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Heloise takes one to the chin there.
Heloise throws a hook but Lebowski avoids it easily.
Heloise throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lebowski sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Heloise throws a series of punches but Lebowski avoids them all with ease.
Lebowski has been working on his boxing with his coaches at KO Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Heloise misses with a wild combination.
Lebowski with a nice cross.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lebowski.
Lebowski misses the shot to the body.
A left and a right from Heloise both land. Nice combination.

It looks like Jeffrey Lebowski has been cut.
Heloise lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Heloise's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Heloise duly obliges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lebowski on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Heloise lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Heloise takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Heloise looks to land a right hand but Lebowski moved out of range.
Heloise misses with a low kick as Lebowski jumps back.
Heloise takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Lebowski is looking to land body kicks.
Lebowski lands with a kick to the ribs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Heloise throws out a leg kick but Lebowski moves out of range and Heloise only half commits.
Lebowski fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Heloise checks it well.
Both fighters circling a little - Lebowski finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Lebowski delivers a nice body kick.
Heloise looks winded!
A slapping leg kick lands for Lebowski.
Heloise misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lebowski.
Lebowski misses with a series of wild punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski scores with a punch to the head.
A head kick misses from Heloise.
Heloise misses with a jab, cross combination.
Lebowski lands a nice looking body kick.
Lebowski buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Heloise takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Heloise lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Heloise takes a swing at Lebowski's ribcage but misses.
Heloise connects with a body shot.
Lebowski listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Nice shot lands for Heloise.
Lebowski lands with a right hand.
Lebowski throws a lazy uppercut
and Heloise counters with a nice kick to the body.
Lebowski swings for the body but Heloise moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski scores with a nice head shot.
Heloise misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lebowski.
Lebowski throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lebowski tries a head kick but it misses.
Lebowski stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Lebowski connects with a nice looking jab.
Heloise scores with the left hand. Lebowski knows he should have avoided that one.
Lebowski blocks a low kick nicely.
Heloise throws a hook but Lebowski blocks it.
Lebowski is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Lebowski showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Heloise.
Dustin Heloise seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lebowski cracks Heloise with an open hand slap.
Heloise misses the jab.
Lebowski with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski misses with an uppercut. Heloise saw that one coming.
Lebowski lands a nice hook to Heloise's body. Heloise takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Heloise throws a sloppy head kick and Lebowski moves out of range easily.
Heloise throws a combination. Lebowski tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Heloise misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lebowski.
Lebowski scores with a jab to the jaw.
Lebowski listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A swing and a miss from Heloise.
Lebowski works the jab nicely.
Lebowski waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Heloise.
Jab by Heloise.

Jeffrey Lebowski's cut is getting worse.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lebowski checks the leg kick.
Lebowski moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lebowski lands with a good body shot.
Lebowski lands with a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeffrey Lebowski dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jeffrey Lebowski's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Lebowski uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Heloise.
A head kick misses from Lebowski.
Lebowski defending well as Heloise loads up on a big left hand.
Lebowski motions for Heloise to come forward. Lebowski throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A leg kick checked by Lebowski.
Heloise tries to land a leg kick but Lebowski saw it coming and moves away.
Lebowski misses with a straight left.
Lebowski misses the shot to the body.
Lebowski misses with a hook. Heloise ducked under it nicely.
Heloise attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Lebowski scores with a crisp jab that stopped Heloise in his tracks.
Heloise throws a combination. Lebowski tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Lebowski takes a shot to the body in his stride.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lebowski on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Heloise. Heloise obviously looking to wear him down.
Lebowski throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lebowski.
Lebowski connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Heloise momentarily.
Lebowski throws a nice outside leg kick.
Heloise is breathing heavily.
Lebowski misses with a right hand
and Heloise connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A bone on bone clash there as Heloise blocks the leg kick.
A jab from Lebowski misses.
Heloise takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lebowski throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Heloise.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Heloise darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Heloise has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Lebowski.
A nice inside leg kick there by Lebowski. That's going to slow Heloise down.
Lebowski lands with a kick to the ribs.
Heloise tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lebowski was well out of range. Poor timing from Heloise.
Heloise has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lebowski.
Lebowski lands with a cross.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Heloise uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lebowski.
Lebowski throws a sloppy head kick and Heloise moves out of range easily.
Lebowski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Heloise connects with a good right hand that stumbles Lebowski. Lebowski circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Heloise checks the leg kick nicely there.
Heloise will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Lebowski misses with a two punch combination.
Some wild striking there from Heloise.
Heloise throws the kick towards the body but Lebowski avoids it.
A punch combination from Heloise misses.
Dustin Heloise is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Heloise throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Heloise with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Lebowski to score with a decent uppercut.
Heloise thows a leg kick but Lebowski checks it
and Lebowski makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski cracks the inside of Heloise's front leg.
Heloise shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Heloise throws a head kick that misses.
Lebowski misses with a wild body shot.
That kick from Lebowski tenderised Heloise's leg. Heloise is trying to keep his angry face on.
Heloise throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jeffrey Lebowski is winning the standup battle so far.
Lebowski throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Lebowski cracks a nice hook into Heloise's ribs.
Lebowski throws a good cross that connects.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jab from Lebowski.
Lebowski fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Heloise.
Lebowski connects with a crisp jab.
Lebowski throws a quick inside leg kick.
Heloise throws out a loose jab but Lebowski uses good head movement to avoid it.
Heloise stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Lebowski.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski lands a head kick!
Heloise moves out of range of the body kick from Lebowski.
A nice inside leg kick there by Lebowski. That's going to slow Heloise down.
Lebowski scores with a hook to the body. Heloise takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Lebowski feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Heloise's calf.
Lebowski lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Lebowski chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lebowski cracks Heloise with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Lebowski chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lebowski scores with a hook to the body. Heloise takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A solid leg kick lands there for Lebowski.
Lebowski moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeffrey Lebowski dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jeffrey Lebowski's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Lebowski throws a leg kick which misses Heloise's front leg but catches the back leg as Heloise tries to avoid it.
Heloise misses with a leg kick
and Lebowski counters with a straight right hand.
Heloise throws a shot from downtown. Lebowski moves away and avoids it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Lebowski. That's going to slow Heloise down.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lebowski. Heloise does a little dance to reset his feet.
Heloise swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Lebowski throws a solid leg kick but Heloise takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Lebowski.
Lebowski lands a body shot.
Lebowski thows a left - swing and a miss!
Heloise has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Lebowski throws a head kick but Heloise moves out of range.
Heloise moves out of range of the body kick.
Lebowski tries a head kick but it misses.
Heloise fails to land with a series of punches.
Jab from Lebowski.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lebowski throws a push kick but Heloise slaps the foot to one side.
Lebowski misses the shot to the body.
Lebowski lands with a thumping leg kick.
Heloise takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Lebowski throws a quick inside leg kick.
Lebowski moves out of range as Heloise throws a body kick.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Heloise might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Lebowski has got the better of the exchanges.
Lebowski smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Lebowski thuds his shin into the meat of Heloise's side.
Heloise avoids a punch combination nicely.
Lebowski misses with a looping right.
A jab lands there for Heloise.
Lebowski throws a leg kick
and Heloise counters with a low kick, right behind Lebowski 's knee.
Lebowski thumps Heloise with a low kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lebowski goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Heloise.
Lebowski's jab looks to have found its range, popping Heloise under the eye.
Lebowski finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Heloise blocks a jab.
Lebowski tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lebowski lands with a cross.
Lebowski takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Lebowski looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Lebowski takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Lebowski is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Heloise can do to turn this around?
A head kick misses from Heloise.
Lebowski throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Heloise sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lebowski explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Heloise misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Heloise takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Heloise scores with a jab. Lebowski acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Nice body punch from Lebowski.
Lebowski swings widly with a right hand
and Heloise counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Lebowski cracks a nice hook into Heloise's ribs.
Heloise throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Heloise throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Heloise throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lebowski sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Heloise takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Lebowski lands a nice leg kick that just misses Heloise's sensitive parts.
Lebowski scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Heloise doesn't seem bothered though.
Lebowski lunges at Heloise with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Heloise's hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Heloise throws a leg kick but Lebowski checks it.
Heloise throws a head kick but Lebowski moves out of range.
Dustin Heloise has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski connects with the punch.
Heloise lands a nice hook to Lebowski's body. Lebowski takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Heloise's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Heloise throws a jab when Lebowski was well out of range.
Lebowski slips under a jab from Heloise.
Heloise misses with a wild combination.
Lebowski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Heloise throws a head kick that misses
and Lebowski counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jeffrey Lebowski is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Lebowski throws a hook to the side of Heloise's head but Heloise sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lebowski uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Heloise.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Heloise looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Lebowski lands a nice looking body shot.
A clash of legs there as Lebowski blocks the low kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jeffrey Lebowski showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Lebowski has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:27
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jeffrey Lebowski!
Jeffrey Lebowski thanked the fans post fight for their support.