PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gary Busey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Da Fat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gary Busey has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Busey
vs
Fat

225 cm
25
300 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

200 cm
21
300 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Gary Busey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Da Fat!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Fat gets a double leg takedown into Busey's guard.
Fat content to stall in guard here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fat passes into half guard.
Fat seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

Fat seems to be looking for submissions.
Busey knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Fat on the ground.
Busey pushes Fat off looking to stand but Fat dives back in and keeps control.
Fat passes the guard and advances to mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fat landing shots from mount.
Busey in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Fat fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!

Fat looking to isolate an arm here. Busey doesn't see it coming and as Fat extends the arm, he's forced to tap out! Nice submission by Fat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Da Fat!
Da Fat decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.