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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dane Cook (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyler Durden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cook's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Lifeless by 12 Stones. Durden is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Pride . Tyler Durden has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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177 lbs
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Dane Cook!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tyler Durden!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Dillan Fox and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Durden scores with a jab to the jaw.
Durden walks into a jab.
A combination from Cook does no damage.
Cook throws a right hand that Durden ducks under and follows up with a left that Durden also avoids with ease.
Cook swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Durden throws a leg kick but Cook checks it.
Cook swings for the body but Durden moves out of range.
A combination from Cook does no damage.
Durden takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Durden throws a leg kick but Cook checks it.
Cook just misses with a punch to the body.
Durden lands a really nice looking cross but Cook seems unphased.
A looping hook to the body misses from Durden. Cook does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cook's corner calls for a 1-2. Cook obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cook dips to his left and cracks Durden with an uppercut!
Durden thuds a left hand into Cook's body.
Cook scores with a shot to the body.
A head kick misses from Cook.
Durden displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cook throws out the jab.
Durden throws a leg kick but Cook moved away.
Durden slips under a jab from Cook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cook throws a body punch but Durden moves out of range.
Durden walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A head kick by Cook misses
and Durden counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Cook moves away from the strike by Durden.
Durden throws out a loose jab but Cook uses good head movement to avoid it.
Durden moves out of range as Cook strikes.
Cook misses with a hook. Durden ducked under it nicely.
Durden takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Durden throws a hook but Cook blocks it.
Cook throws a right and a left that Durden avoids nicely.
Cook listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Cook jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Durden keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cook wants to clinch
and Durden counters with a slapping leg kick.
Dane Cook seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cook steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Durden. That one must have hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cook lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Durden circles away quickly and effectively.
Durden takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Cook misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Durden.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Durden lands a head shot.
A punch combination from Cook misses.
Cook throws a looping overhand right but Durden ducks down to avoid it.
A combination from Durden does no damage.
Durden defending well as Cook loads up on a big left hand.
Cook fakes the leg kick and cracks Durden in the body.
Cook walks into a jab.
Cook misses with a looping left.
Durden throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cook checks a low kick from Durden.
Durden is looking to chop away at Cook's legs.
Cook connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Cook misses with a body shot
and Durden counters with a straight right hand.
Cook scores with a nice head shot.
Durden avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Durden takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Cook, right into the meat.
Cook looks to land a right hand but Durden moved out of range.
Cook lands a slapping body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Durden throws a hook but Cook avoids it easily.
Cook throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Durden closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Jab, jab by Durden - just one landing.
Durden throws a leg kick but Cook sees it coming and moves out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Durden. That's going to slow Cook down.
Durden thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Cook if he has to take too many more of those.
Durden lands with a straight right. Cook didn't see that one coming.
Cook is rocked!
Cook tries to land a leg kick but Durden saw it coming and moves away.
Cook throws a right hand that Durden ducks under and follows up with a left that Durden also avoids with ease.
Durden throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cook stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Durden moves in looking to clinch but Cook pushes him off.
Cook connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
No joy there for Cook, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Durden misses with a looping right.
Cook looks to score with a jab to the body but Durden is just out of range.
Cook swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Durden counters with a series of strikes that really hurt Cook! The ref looks into his eyes and sees nobody home - he's called the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tyler Durden!
An out of breath and clearly excited Tyler Durden thanked Fury Nutrition Inc. for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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