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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mister Balloonhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Killa Dez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Killa Dez will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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195 cm
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300 lbs
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225 cm
25
300 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mister Balloonhands! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Killa Dez! The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Balloonhands throws a series of punches but Dez avoids them all with ease. Balloonhands looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this! Dez stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dez wants it to stay on the feet. Balloonhands defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Dez. Dez closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. Dez changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Balloonhands fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Balloonhands swats away the attempt to clinch by Dez. Balloonhands tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Dez swivels and escapes. Dez throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Balloonhands. Balloonhands misses with a takedown attempt - Dez sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mister Balloonhands. That's going to take a lot out of him. A telegraphed takedown attempt from Dez is defended easily by Balloonhands. Dez lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Balloonhands circles away quickly and effectively. Dez is looking to clinch but Balloonhands is avoiding it.
That's one minute gone in the round. Dez throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Balloonhands's waist but Balloonhands gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Dez off to one side. Dez shoots in but no luck this time. Dez is looking to clinch but Balloonhands is avoiding it.
Dez changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Balloonhands tries to avoid it but Dez manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Balloonhands to the ground. Balloonhands escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet. Dez fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Balloonhands walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
It looks like Mister Balloonhands has been cut. Dez with a jab. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Dez scores with a body shot.
Balloonhands keeps the fight on the outside. Dez fails in his attempt to clinch. Dez shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Balloonhands pinned against the cage. Balloonhands gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. Dez shoots for a takedown but Balloonhands saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily. Dez stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dez wants it to stay on the feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Dez shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Balloonhands as he avoids it easily. Dez shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Balloonhands as he avoids it easily. Dez shoots in but Balloonhands avoids the takedown attempt easily. Balloonhands stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Balloonhands wants it to stay on the feet. Balloonhands blocks a head kick by Dez.
Dez stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dez wants it to stay on the feet. Dez throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Balloonhands was covering up waiting for the punch and Dez finishes the takedown easily into guard. Balloonhands utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. Dez engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. Balloonhands preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Dez stops Balloonhands from standing up. Balloonhands is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Dez stays in close to Balloonhands's body and controls the position.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground. A telegraphed takedown attempt from Dez is defended easily by Balloonhands. Mister Balloonhands seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Dez shoots in for a takedown but Balloonhands shows good takedown defense. Dez fails miserably with a takedown attempt. Dez throws a shot to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Balloonhands checks a leg kick. Dez tries to clinch up. Balloonhands stuffs the takedown attempt from Dez. Dez gets slowly back to his feet. Dez misses with a takedown attempt - Balloonhands sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses. A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Balloonhands. No luck with that takedown attempt from Dez. Dez looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Dez shoots for a double leg takedown but Balloonhands sprawls well. He's pushed Dez's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Balloonhands throws a head kick that misses. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Killa Dez dominated that round. The cut man is working on Mister Balloonhands's cut. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Dez stuffs the takedown attempt from Balloonhands. Balloonhands gets slowly back to his feet. Balloonhands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dez fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Balloonhands avoids it really well and circles away. Dez fails with a takedown attempt. Dez tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Balloonhands avoids the head kick by Dez.
Dez fails with a takedown attempt. Mister Balloonhands has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Killa Dez. Dez tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Balloonhands swivels and escapes. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Nice takedown defense from Balloonhands. No joy for Dez on that attempt. Dez throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That's one minute gone in the round. Balloonhands tries to score with a low kick but Dez moves his leg out of the way. Dez throws a combination. Balloonhands tries to block but a couple of punches get through. A looping hook to the body misses from Balloonhands. Dez does a little dance to reset his feet. Dez tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Balloonhands is able to avoid easily. Mister Balloonhands is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Dez tries to close the distance and clinch but Balloonhands swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Dez tries to clinch but Balloonhands is having none of it. A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Balloonhands. Dez misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Balloonhands leaves Dez with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt. Balloonhands tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Balloonhands tries a head kick but it misses.
Balloonhands takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dez. Dez is trying hard to land a takedown here. Balloonhands sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. Dez shoots in looking for a takedown but Balloonhands manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Dez's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away. Balloonhands keeps the fight on the outside. Balloonhands misses with a combination
and Dez counters with a left and a right that stings Balloonhands. This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Balloonhands. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Dez shoots in looking for a takedown but Balloonhands manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Dez's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away. Dez fails with the takedown. Killa Dez seems to be getting the better of the standup. Balloonhands scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground. Balloonhands passes into side control, despite Dez's attempt to control the position.
Dez is looking for a sweep.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Dez struggling a bit here. Dez is looking for a sweep. Dez wants to control but Balloonhands postures up. Dez is trying to improve his position. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Dez can't do much from the bottom here. Balloonhands stands up and we're back to a striking position. Dez fails with a takedown attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Dez is looking to clinch. Dez tries to clinch but Balloonhands moves out of range. Dez looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Balloonhands is fending him off so far but Dez persists. Nope, Balloonhands circles away and we're back to standing. Dez tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Balloonhands paws at him with a jab and circles away. Balloonhands throws a series of punches but Dez avoids them all with ease. Dez is looking to clinch. Balloonhands defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Dez. A telegraphed takedown attempt from Dez is defended easily by Balloonhands. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Dez shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Balloonhands defends it nicely. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Killa Dez showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The cut man is working on Mister Balloonhands's cut. That's time! Balloonhands's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
No luck for Dez with that takedown attempt. Dez shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Balloonhands pinned against the cage. Balloonhands gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. Dez lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Balloonhands circles away quickly and effectively. Balloonhands shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dez as he jumps to the side. Dez shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Balloonhands but Balloonhands pushes him off and we're back to square one. Mister Balloonhands has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Killa Dez. Both fighters are breathing heavily. Balloonhands throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dez. A head kick misses from Dez.
That's one minute gone in the round. Balloonhands shoots in looking for a takedown. Dez tries to sprawl out of it but Balloonhands keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Dez manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing. Dez shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Balloonhands defends it nicely. Balloonhands keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl. Dez will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts. Balloonhands is looking to clinch. A clash of legs there as Balloonhands blocks the low kick. Dez shoots in but Balloonhands avoids the takedown attempt easily. Balloonhands throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Dez lands a two punch combo.
Dez moves into range and clinches up with Balloonhands. Dez can't break the clinch.
Dez drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Balloonhands gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Dez is pressed up against the cage. Balloonhands has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Dez down to the mat. Dez avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. Dez wants to clinch up but Balloonhands keeps it at a distance. Dez is looking to clinch. Dez tries to clinch but Balloonhands is having none of it. Dez tries for a takedown but Balloonhands sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily. Balloonhands closes this distance looking for a takedown but Dez circles away. This has been an exciting period of action! Balloonhands has a takedown stuffed.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Dez tries for a takedown but Balloonhands sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily. Balloonhands avoids the head kick by Dez.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dez looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Dez shoots for a takedown but Balloonhands saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily. Dez tries to keep at a distance but Balloonhands has taken the fight into the clinch. Balloonhands misses with a short punch on the inside. Dez is looking to take this one to the mat. Dez tries to pull guard but Balloonhands holds him up against the cage and eventually Dez drops back down to his feet.
Balloonhands with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dez tries to pull guard but Balloonhands holds him up against the cage and eventually Dez drops back down to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Dez breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Dez moves in looking to clinch but Balloonhands pushes him off. Dez fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Balloonhands avoids it really well and circles away. A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Dez. Balloonhands leaves Dez with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt. Balloonhands rushes Dez and presses him up against the cage. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. Dez blocks an uppercut.
Mister Balloonhands has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Killa Dez is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight. Dez lands with a left to the head.
And that's the end of the fight! Killa Dez comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. Well Dez has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 27:30 Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 27:30 Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Killa Dez!
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