PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hannibal Die Rücksichtslos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Taco Grande (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Die Rücksichtslos comes to the cage accompanied by Theme from Gilligans isle. Taco Grande has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Hannibal Die Rücksichtslos's chin.

Die Rücksichtslos
vs
Grande

188 cm
34
225 lbs
29 - 17 - 0

193 cm
29
204 lbs
16 - 12 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Cripplers Corner
LOD: Affordable Quality

LOD: Affordable Quality

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hannibal Die Rücksichtslos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Taco Grande!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Frank Dennis and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Die Rücksichtslos has closed the distance and engaged Grande in a clinch.
A short uppercut from Die Rücksichtslos.
Die Rücksichtslos wants to break the clinch but can't.
Die Rücksichtslos can't break the clinch.
Grande throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Grande lands with a right to the head.
Grande tries to land knees in the clinch but Die Rücksichtslos avoids the damage to the body.

Die Rücksichtslos breaks from the clinch.
Grande tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Die Rücksichtslos counters with a head kick that drops Grande to the mat! Grande scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Die Rücksichtslos keeps control of Grande as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Grande blocks a body shot from Die Rücksichtslos.
Grande lands a damaging elbow.
Die Rücksichtslos takes an elbow to the forehead.
Die Rücksichtslos's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Die Rücksichtslos avoids a wild elbow strike from Grande.

Die Rücksichtslos manages to break the clinch.
Grande wants to clinch
and Die Rücksichtslos cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grande tries to clinch but Die Rücksichtslos moves out of range.
Die Rücksichtslos swats away the attempt to clinch by Grande.
Die Rücksichtslos circles away from the clinch attempt
and Die Rücksichtslos counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Grande is lucky that one didn't land flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grande doesn't manage to clinch there - Die Rücksichtslos circles away.

Grande pushes Die Rücksichtslos up against the cage in a clinch.
Die Rücksichtslos swings wildly with an uppercut but Grande uses good head movement to avoid it.
A knee to the head by Grande.
Die Rücksichtslos swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Die Rücksichtslos has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Die Rücksichtslos lands a hook to the side of the head.

Die Rücksichtslos manages to break the clinch.
Grande fails in his attempt to clinch.
Grande ducks right into an uppercut from Die Rücksichtslos.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Die Rücksichtslos throws a head kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grande moves in looking to clinch but Die Rücksichtslos pushes him off.

Die Rücksichtslos has Grande up against the cage in a clinch.
Die Rücksichtslos softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Die Rücksichtslos lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
With the fighters up against the cage, Grande throws an elbow but misses.
Die Rücksichtslos lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Die Rücksichtslos is trying to force a seperation but Grande has the dominant position.
Die Rücksichtslos misses with the head strike.
Grande misses with a punch to the body.
Die Rücksichtslos misses with some punches.
Grande with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Grande lands a left hand that snaps the head of Die Rücksichtslos backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Grande tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Grande throws an elbow but it's blocked.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Die Rücksichtslos creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Die Rücksichtslos lands with a left to the head.

Die Rücksichtslos breaks the clinch.
Grande tries to clinch up but Die Rücksichtslos circles away and keeps his distance.

Die Rücksichtslos closes the distance and pushes Grande back into the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Die Rücksichtslos creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Die Rücksichtslos tries a body shot but Grande blocks it.

Die Rücksichtslos manages to break the clinch.

Die Rücksichtslos fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Grande, pushing him back against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Grande lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Die Rücksichtslos works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Die Rücksichtslos doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Grande has a couple of punches blocked by Die Rücksichtslos.

Die Rücksichtslos breaks the clinch.
Grande wants to clinch up but Die Rücksichtslos keeps it at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hannibal Die Rücksichtslos dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Die Rücksichtslos rushes Grande and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Die Rücksichtslos avoiding damage as Grande throws knees to the body.
Die Rücksichtslos is trying to force a seperation but Grande has the dominant position.
Die Rücksichtslos working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Grande misses with an elbow strike.
Die Rücksichtslos is trying to break free.
A short left from Grande.

Die Rücksichtslos manages to break the clinch.
Die Rücksichtslos avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Grande tries to close the distance and clinch but Die Rücksichtslos swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Grande clinches up against the cage.
Die Rücksichtslos scores with a shot to the side of Grande's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Die Rücksichtslos is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Die Rücksichtslos wants to get back to striking at distance but Grande won't allow it.
Die Rücksichtslos makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Grande.
Grande swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Grande tries to work over Die Rücksichtslos's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Die Rücksichtslos scores with a shoulder strike.
Grande lands an elbow inside.
Die Rücksichtslos avoids the elbow strike from Grande, against the cage.
Grande lands an elbow that stopped Die Rücksichtslos in his tracks for a moment.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Die Rücksichtslos.

Grande is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Die Rücksichtslos misses with a hook from the clinch.
Die Rücksichtslos lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Grande backwards.
Grande is still on wobbly legs! Can Die Rücksichtslos finish him?

Die Rücksichtslos escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Grande is keeping his hands low and just asking to be knocked out. Die Rücksichtslos Raises his leg and lands a stunning axe kick! Grande is out cold, face down on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Hannibal Die Rücksichtslos!
After winning the bout, Hannibal Die Rücksichtslos thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.