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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Barney Lee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lee comes to the cage accompanied by On To The Next One. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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170 lbs
27 - 16 - 1 |
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158 lbs
33 - 14 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 16 - 1, fighting out of London, Barney Lee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
33 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Daniel Bishop and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lee avoids the body shot from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from McWeakhands, right into the meat.
McWeakhands moves away from the strike by Lee.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from McWeakhands lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Lee has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Lee and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Lee throws a right hand that McWeakhands ducks under and follows up with a left that McWeakhands also avoids with ease.
McWeakhands pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lee misses the jab.
McWeakhands feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lee's calf.
Lee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands tried to score with a low kick but Lee checks it.
McWeakhands throws a head kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands wants to land a leg kick but Lee is out of range.
McWeakhands throws a head kick but Lee moves out of range.
Lee looks to land a left hand but McWeakhands moved out of range nicely.
Lee rushes McWeakhands and presses him up against the cage.
Lee tries to work over McWeakhands's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lee doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lee on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McWeakhands lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
McWeakhands blocks a body shot from Lee.
Lee misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McWeakhands misses with a knee strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McWeakhands.
Lee tries to work over McWeakhands's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lee doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lee goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lee goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lee.
Lee misses with a punch to the body.
McWeakhands misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Lee.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lee.
Lee tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McWeakhands's elbow.
McWeakhands prevents a body shot from Lee.
Lee can't find room to land a body shot as McWeakhands controls the action.
Lee misses with a body punch.
Lee goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
McWeakhands lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lee tries to work over McWeakhands's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McWeakhands blocks an uppercut.
Lee tries to throw a body punch but McWeakhands avoids it by throwing Lee back against the cage.
McWeakhands tries to throw a body punch but Lee avoids it by throwing McWeakhands back against the cage.
McWeakhands misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Lee.
Lee misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lee working aggressively here.
McWeakhands scores with a hook to the body.
McWeakhands throws a knee to the head but misses.
McWeakhands blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lee struggles to land a body shot inside as McWeakhands controls his hands.
Lee blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lee blocks an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lee fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lee struggles to land a body shot inside as McWeakhands controls his hands.
Lee doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McWeakhands doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McWeakhands's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Lee misses with a punch to the body.
Lee avoiding damage as McWeakhands throws knees to the body.
Lee misses with the head strike.
Lee tries to throw a body punch but McWeakhands avoids it by throwing Lee back against the cage.
Lee swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lee lands a hook to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lee struggles to land a body shot inside as McWeakhands controls his hands.
Lee tries a body shot but McWeakhands blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Barney Lee dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
McWeakhands swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Lee counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McWeakhands throws the kick towards the body but Lee avoids it.
McWeakhands attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Lee throws an overhand right that lands on McWeakhands's shoulder, as McWeakhands tries to avoid the shot.
McWeakhands moves into range and clinches up with Lee.
Lee misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McWeakhands tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Lee tries to work over McWeakhands's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McWeakhands tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lee has McWeakhands pressed against the cage, preventing McWeakhands from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Lee tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lee misses with a short punch on the inside.
McWeakhands escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands moves out of range of the strikes.
McWeakhands lands a leg kick that knocks Lee off balance momentarily.
McWeakhands scores with a jab to the head.
Lee with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling McWeakhands to score with a decent uppercut.
A jab from McWeakhands misses.
McWeakhands throws a shot to the body.
McWeakhands ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lee moves away.
McWeakhands tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Lee manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Lee checks a leg kick.
Lee wants to land a leg kick but McWeakhands is out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands tries to move into range but Lee moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lee needs to keep his hands up - McWeakhands had a free shot at his head there.
McWeakhands clinches up with Lee and pushes him back against the cage.
McWeakhands presses Lee against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Lee working aggressively here.
Lee misses with a hook to the ribs.
McWeakhands blocking some punches.
A short right from McWeakhands on the inside.
McWeakhands manages to break the clinch.
McWeakhands connects with a body shot that sends Lee's belly button to the back.
Lee avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab from McWeakhands misses.
Lee looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
McWeakhands tries to score with a low kick but Lee moves his leg out of the way.
McWeakhands ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lee moves away.
Lee ducks under a wild hook from McWeakhands.
Lee moves out of range of the strikes.
McWeakhands is looking to slow Lee down with leg kicks.
Lee swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McWeakhands closes the distance and clinches.
Lee tries a body shot but McWeakhands blocks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lee tries to work over McWeakhands's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McWeakhands is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Lee is defending well for now.
Lee misses with some punches.
McWeakhands misses with a knee strike.
McWeakhands is trying to break the clinch but Lee has him pressed against the cage.
McWeakhands pushes Lee back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
McWeakhands tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
McWeakhands misses with a hook to the ribs.
McWeakhands lands with a left to the head.
McWeakhands is trying to break free.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McWeakhands blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lee misses with a body punch.
Lee tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dumbass McWeakhands showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Lee throws out a loose jab but McWeakhands uses good head movement to avoid it.
McWeakhands scores with a jab.
McWeakhands clinches with his opponent.
Lee misses with a punch to the body.
Lee takes a knee to the side of the body.
McWeakhands tries to land knees in the clinch but Lee avoids the damage to the body.
McWeakhands struggles to land a body shot inside as Lee controls his hands.
McWeakhands with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Lee misses with a punch on the inside.
McWeakhands doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McWeakhands tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Barney Lee has scored more points in the clinch so far.
McWeakhands prevents a body shot from Lee.
Lee doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Lee blocks it with crossed arms.
Lee misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lee lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Lee tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lee goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
McWeakhands throws a knee to the head but misses.
Lee misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lee misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lee tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McWeakhands is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Lee is defending well for now.
Lee tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lee tries to throw a body punch but McWeakhands avoids it by throwing Lee back against the cage.
Lee can't find room to land a body shot as McWeakhands controls the action.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands with a knee to the head.
McWeakhands goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
McWeakhands doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lee tries to throw a body punch but McWeakhands avoids it by throwing Lee back against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lee.
Lee doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lee lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Lee tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lee is leaning against McWeakhands and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lee misses with a short punch on the inside.
McWeakhands has had enough of the clinch but Lee keeps him there for the moment.
Lee avoiding damage as McWeakhands throws knees to the body.
McWeakhands has a couple of punches blocked by Lee.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lee on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McWeakhands with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Lee misses with a body punch.
Lee blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
McWeakhands trying to stall but Lee improves his position.
Lee goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
McWeakhands with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Knees to the body from McWeakhands.
Lee misses with a hook to the ribs.
McWeakhands tries to throw a body punch but Lee avoids it by throwing McWeakhands back against the cage.
Lee softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
McWeakhands trying to land knees to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lee lands a body punch in the clinch.
Lee tries to throw a body punch but McWeakhands avoids it by throwing Lee back against the cage.
McWeakhands blocks a body shot from Lee.
Lee can't find room to land a body shot as McWeakhands controls the action.
McWeakhands blocks an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from McWeakhands as the two fighters clinch.
McWeakhands tries to throw a body punch but Lee avoids it by throwing McWeakhands back against the cage.
McWeakhands trying to land knees to the body.
McWeakhands tries to land knees in the clinch but Lee avoids the damage to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
McWeakhands blocking some punches.
Lee misses with a hook from the clinch.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Barney Lee.
I think Lee has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 29:28
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Barney Lee!
A relieved looking Barney Lee thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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