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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between George Steele (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Steele comes to the cage accompanied by Freak On A Leash. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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211 lbs
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222 lbs
35 - 21 - 1 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
36 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, George Steele!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
35 - 21 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Ryoma Takatsuka and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg tries a low kick but Steele avoids it.
We've been informed that Zoidberg has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Steele moves out of range as Zoidberg throws a body kick.
Steele checks a low kick from Zoidberg.
Steele throws the kick towards the body but Zoidberg avoids it.
A lazy body kick from Steele
and Zoidberg counters with an outside leg kick.
Zoidberg takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Steele goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Zoidberg is looking to slow Steele down with leg kicks.
Steele throws a wild body kick that Zoidberg sees coming a mile off.
Zoidberg connects with a leg kick. Steele looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A head kick from Zoidberg lands but Steele takes it in his stride.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoidberg scores with a push kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
Zoidberg misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Zoidberg scores with a leg kick.
John Zoidberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Steele throws a push kick but Zoidberg slaps the foot to one side.
Zoidberg lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Zoidberg throws a low kick but Steele avoids it.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
Zoidberg pivots, looking for a leg kick but Steele is out of range and Zoidberg settles back down.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Steele, right into the meat.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick that is checked
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Steele.
It looks like George Steele has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoidberg looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Zoidberg goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A low kick from Zoidberg is predictable there
and Steele counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Steele walks forward, straight into a front kick from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries a head kick but it misses.
Steele scores with the left hand. Zoidberg knows he should have avoided that one.
Zoidberg scores with a leg kick.
Steele looks to land a combination but Zoidberg avoids it well.
Zoidberg looking to land some kicks to the body here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steele blocks a leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Steele.
Steele misses with a body kick.
Zoidberg is looking to land body kicks.
Zoidberg moves out of range as Steele throws a body kick.
Steele dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Zoidberg. That did some damage!
Steele misses with a two punch combination.
Zoidberg lands with a thumping leg kick.
Steele misses with a body kick.
Zoidberg throws a wild body kick that Steele sees coming a mile off.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oooooh!!! Steele has knocked Zoidberg down with a huge combo! Steele steps away and waves a wobbly Zoidberg back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Steele pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Zoidberg moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Steele tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but Steele sees it coming and moves out of range.
Zoidberg cracks the inside of Steele's front leg.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Steele looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Zoidberg connects with an inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
George Steele dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!
Zoidberg fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Steele checks it well.
Steele pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Steele.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Zoidberg - that will leave a mark!
Zoidberg lands a front kick.
Zoidberg looks to land a body kick but Steele moved away.
Steele throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Steele looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A bone on bone clash there as Steele blocks the leg kick.
Zoidberg throws a half hearted mid kick.
Zoidberg tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Steele is able to avoid easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a front kick aimed at Steele's knee but Steele avoids it well.
A nice inside leg kick there by Zoidberg. That's going to slow Steele down.
Steele throws a lazy body kick
and Zoidberg counters with an outside leg kick.
Steele checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Steele blocks the body kick.
Steele thows a left - swing and a miss!
Zoidberg cracks the inside of Steele's front leg.
Zoidberg thows a leg kick but Steele checks it
enabling Steele to counter with a crisp jab.
That has opened up John Zoidberg's cut even more.
Zoidberg throws the kick towards the body but Steele avoids it.
Steele is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A slapping body kick lands there for Zoidberg.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Steele checks a leg kick nicely.
Steele takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Zoidberg in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Steele moves in looking to clinch but Zoidberg pushes him off.
A solid leg kick lands there for Zoidberg.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Steele takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Zoidberg lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Steele fails in his attempt to clinch.
Steele checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Steele will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a nice inside leg kick.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but Steele sees it coming and moves out of range.
Steele lands a big head kick that sends Zoidberg tumbling to the mat! Steele takes a step backwards and waves Zoidberg back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Zoidberg is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoidberg lands a nice leg kick that just misses Steele's sensitive parts.
Zoidberg is still on wobbly legs! Can Steele finish him?
Zoidberg avoids a kick to the body.
Zoidberg looks to throw a body kick
and Steele counters with a solid body kick.
George Steele is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Zoidberg is breathing heavily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg seems to have recovered his senses.
Zoidberg thows a leg kick but Steele checks it
and Steele counters with a nice kick to the body.
Steele tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Steele throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Steele takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg blocks a head kick by Steele.
Nice body kick from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Steele looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Zoidberg throws a low kick but Steele avoids it.
Steele misses with a kick to the body
and Zoidberg counters with a thumping low kick.
Steele misses with a low kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Steele throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that George Steele will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Steele looks to score with a jab to the body but Zoidberg is just out of range.
A good leg kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
A low kick from Zoidberg is predictable there
enabling Steele to counter with a crisp jab.
Steele tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Zoidberg paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Zoidberg lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Zoidberg scores with a kick to the body.
Zoidberg defending well as Steele loads up on a big left hand.
Zoidberg throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Steele counters with a solid body kick.
Steele is looking to land body kicks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg is looking to land body kicks.
Zoidberg throws a nice inside leg kick.
Zoidberg moves out of range of the body kick from Steele.
Zoidberg turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg looks for the body kick but Steele saw that one coming.
A swing and a miss from Steele.
Zoidberg shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Steele takes a kick to the side of the head.
Zoidberg misses with a kick to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Steele misses with a body kick.
Steele misses with a series of wild punches.
Zoidberg throws a wild body kick that Steele sees coming a mile off.
Steele misses with a kick to the body
and Zoidberg counters with an inside leg kick.
Zoidberg tries to land a body kick
and Steele counters with a low kick, right behind Zoidberg 's knee.
John Zoidberg has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Zoidberg tries a head kick but it misses.
Nice body kick from Zoidberg.
Steele checks a leg kick nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steele scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Steele throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but Steele sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
Zoidberg scores with a head kick. Steele tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Steele misses with a body kick.
Zoidberg looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Zoidberg misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Steele gets in close and instigates a clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg breaks the clinch.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick which misses Steele's front leg but catches the back leg as Steele tries to avoid it.
Steele lands a big head kick that sends Zoidberg tumbling to the mat! Steele takes a step backwards and waves Zoidberg back to his feet - he wants the finish!
The cut above John Zoidberg's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Zoidberg thows a leg kick but Steele checks it
and Steele counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
John Zoidberg's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Zoidberg misses with a kick to the body
and Steele counters with a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Steele tries to clinch but Zoidberg is having none of it.
Zoidberg blocks a head kick by Steele.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Steele chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Zoidberg can pounce on him.
And that's the end of the fight!
George Steele showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Steele has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 30:27
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... George Steele!
An out of breath George Steele thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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