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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Karl der Grosse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keio Jun (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Keio Jun will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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181 cm
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182 lbs
14 - 13 - 0 |
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193 cm
29
209 lbs
15 - 14 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
14 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Karl der Grosse! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
15 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Keio Jun! The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Gwen Towbar and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A solid leg kick lands there for Jun.
Jun throws an ugly left hook that misses
and der Grosse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Jun throws a right and a left that both miss. Jun throws an uppercut from half a mile away. der Grosse sees it coming and avoids it easily. der Grosse misses with a few strikes there.
der Grosse avoids the head kick by Jun.
Jun throws an uppercut from half a mile away. der Grosse sees it coming and avoids it easily. der Grosse throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. der Grosse lands with a hook. Jun tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. der Grosse lands with a right hand. der Grosse checks a leg kick. A big left from Jun misses. der Grosse just misses with a punch to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! der Grosse keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
der Grosse tries to land a front kick but Jun steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Jun throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jun defending well as der Grosse loads up on a big left hand.
That's one minute gone in the round. Jun looks to land a right hand but der Grosse moved out of range. Jun tests der Grosse's chin there with a solid looking shot. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jun lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and der Grosse has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from der Grosse and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. der Grosse avoids the head kick by Jun.
der Grosse uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jun. Jun throws a shot from downtown. der Grosse moves away and avoids it. der Grosse dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Thud! ouch! good body kick from Jun - that will leave a mark!
der Grosse blocks a head kick by Jun.
der Grosse bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. der Grosse takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Jun attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Jun connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. Jun tries to land a leg kick but der Grosse saw it coming and moves away.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Jun connects with the punch. Jun uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from der Grosse. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Jun thuds a left hand into der Grosse's body. Jun misses with a low kick. A kick lands to the mid section there for Jun. der Grosse lands with an overhand left. Jun misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jun moves out of range of the body kick. der Grosse fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jun manages to avoid it. der Grosse lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Jun falls backwards - clearly groggy! der Grosse dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Karl der Grosse! An out of breath Karl der Grosse thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
51% |
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