PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Bod Zio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zio kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Old Mcdonald had a farm. Jeremy has chosen I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Zio
vs
Jeremy

178 cm
31
137 lbs
22 - 12 - 2

175 cm
32
145 lbs
23 - 10 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Fast

FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 12 - 2, fighting out of London, Bod Zio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Chris Edwards and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zio lands a body shot.
Jeremy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jeremy closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Zio with a lazy takedown attempt
and Jeremy counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jeremy throws a series of strikes that have Zio backpedaling.
Jeremy lands with an uppercut that bounces Zio off the cage and back into range.
Jeremy misses with a jab to the body

and Zio counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jeremy wants to improve his position but Zio is controlling well.
Jeremy has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Zio is working away from the top position though.
Zio has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Zio landing strikes from the mount.
Zio has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Jeremy's face.
Jeremy wants to hold on but Zio pushes him away.
Zio has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poor strikes thrown by Zio there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Zio raining down shots from the mount!
Zio raining down hammerfists from mount.
Zio trying to control but Jeremy is having none of it.
Zio scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Jeremy?
Zio looking to control and managing it successfully.
Jeremy is squirming around, avoiding Zio's attempts to control the action.
Zio working away from the top, dropping strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Zio lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Jeremy wants to hold on but Zio pushes him away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zio looking to finish Jeremy with some ground and pound. This is bad for Jeremy!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zio lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Zio connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Zio scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Jeremy taking shots to the head.
Zio is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Zio pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Jeremy is trying to escape the mount.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Zio can't control as he wanted to and Jeremy manages to get the fight back to his half guard.
Jeremy tries to roll over but Zio keeps him under control.
Zio not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Jeremy wants to control but Zio is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Zio passes the guard and advances to mount!
Zio punishing his opponent with strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy taking shots to the head.
Jeremy is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Jeremy in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Zio looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Zio punishing his opponent with strikes.
Jeremy regains half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Jeremy manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Jeremy looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Jeremy told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
Zio wants to control from the top but Jeremy keeps moving.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zio with a nice head shot there.
Jeremy not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Zio content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Jeremy is controlling Zio's posture.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Jeremy throws a low kick but Zio moves out of range easily.
Jeremy gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Zio.
Jeremy lands a slapping body shot.
Zio really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jeremy walks into a left hand.
Jeremy throws a low kick but Zio moves out of range easily.
Jeremy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Zio connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jeremy scrambles back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bod Zio dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Zio loads up on a big right hand but Jeremy slips the punch.
Jeremy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Zio throws a low kick, looking for Jeremy's leg but Jeremy calmly moves out of range.

Jeremy closes the distance and clinches.

Zio successfully pulls guard.

Zio looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Jeremy throws a big right hand that misses.
Jeremy postures up in Zio's guard and throws a big left but Zio blocks it.

Zio is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Jeremy defends well.

Zio is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Zio can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Jeremy controls the pace.
Jeremy trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Jeremy is posturing up here but Zio has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Jeremy tries to roll out but it's too tight and Jeremy has to tap! Slick submission there by Zio!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Bod Zio!
Post fight, Bod Zio stared into the camera and said 'You used to be my brother and now you trying to kick my arse?...that one was for Tom'.