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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jase Robertson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bill Clinton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clinton comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Break Ya Neck kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! On his way into the cage it seems that Jase Robertson has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Jase Robertson seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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202 lbs
17 - 5 - 0 |
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189 cm
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196 lbs
18 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jase Robertson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bill Clinton!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clinton fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Robertson on the side of the head.
It looks like Jase Robertson has been cut.
Clinton does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Robertson looks to land a right hand but Clinton moved out of range.
Robertson misses the shot to the body.
Clinton scores with the left hand. Robertson knows he should have avoided that one.
Clinton connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Clinton clinches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Robertson is trying to break the clinch but Clinton has him pressed against the cage.
Robertson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Clinton stalls.
Robertson breaks the clinch.
Clinton walks into a left hand.
Clinton misses with a looping left.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Clinton, as that shot connected.
Clinton catches Robertson with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Robertson is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Clinton looks to land a combination but Robertson avoids it well.
Oh Robertson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Clinton swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Robertson seems to have got his legs back now.
Jase Robertson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Clinton seems to be stalking Robertson here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Robertson drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bill Clinton!
Bill Clinton decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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