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Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Tubo Lard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shia Locke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lard kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is I'm Fat. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Shia Locke was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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223 lbs
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213 lbs
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World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tubo Lard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Shia Locke!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Hirohito Nitta and Shigeki Sano.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Locke swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at MagicalFatFarm in the buildup to the fight.
Locke takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lard closes the distance and clinches.
Lard keeps control of Locke as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
We've been informed that Locke has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Locke tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Lard avoids it.
Locke tries to land a knee to the head but Lard blocks with his arms.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Locke obliges.
Knees in the clinch landing for Locke.
Locke blocks an uppercut.
Lard makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Locke blocks the elbow strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Locke doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lard tries a body shot but Locke blocks it.
Lard lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Lard misses with the head strike.
Locke working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Locke tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Lard lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Lard prevents a body shot from Locke.
Locke with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Locke swings wildly with an uppercut but Lard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lard looks to throw an elbow but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Locke blocks the elbow strike.
Lard lands with a short shot to the head.
Locke tries to land knees in the clinch but Lard avoids the damage to the body.
Lard misses with the head strike.
Locke using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lard has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Lard pushes Locke back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Lard lands a left hand that snaps the head of Locke backwards.
Lard cracks Locke with a nice body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Locke tries to work over Lard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Locke fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Locke lands a knee to the head.
Lard connects with a knee to the head.
Lard lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Locke's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Locke with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Lard blocking some punches.
Lard misses with a hook to the ribs.
Locke goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Locke looks to throw an elbow but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lard can't find room to land a body shot as Locke controls the action.
Locke with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Locke missing with knees to the body.
Locke throws a knee to the head but misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lard.
Lard struggles to land a body shot inside as Locke controls his hands.
Lard blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Locke tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Locke is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Lard is keeping busy.
Lard lands a damaging elbow.
Lard lands an uppercut.
Lard throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Locke blocks it with crossed arms.
Lard tries to land knees in the clinch but Locke avoids the damage to the body.
Locke misses with a knee to the head.
A hook to the body from Locke.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lard lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Lard swings wildly with an uppercut but Locke uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lard throws an elbow but it misses.
Lard blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tubo Lard dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
A head kick misses from Lard.
Locke misses with a head kick.
Locke throws a lazy head kick
and Lard counters with a nice body shot.
Lard gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Locke.
Lard drives through and clinches with Locke against the ropes.
Lard makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Nice elbow from Lard.
Locke is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Locke tries to land knees in the clinch but Lard avoids the damage to the body.
Locke misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short right from Lard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Locke trying to stall but Lard improves his position.
Still in the clinch, Lard scores with a nice short uppercut.
Lard lands an elbow just above Locke 's eye.
A head punch on the inside from Locke fails to land.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Locke just misses with a elbow thrown towards Lard's brow.
Lard lands a nice uppercut.
Locke lands a knee to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Locke.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Locke takes a shot to the head.
Lard lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Locke fails to land.
Lard throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lockes head.
A left hand lands to the body for Lard.
Lard scores with a shoulder strike.
Locke is rocked!
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Lard lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Locke or not.
Locke is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lard lands a left hand that snaps the head of Locke backwards.
A short uppercut from Lard.
Locke is still on wobbly legs! Can Lard finish him?
Locke has a couple of punches blocked by Lard.
Lard with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Lard digs a right hand into Locke's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Locke's gas tank.
Nice body punch from Lard - that landed with a thud.
Locke seems to have recovered his senses.
Locke tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Lard.
A short uppercut from Lard.
Lard lands a right hand.
Lard lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Locke backwards.
Lard using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Locke has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Locke misses with a knee strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lard landing knees to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Lard creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Lard gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
It looks like Shia Locke has been cut.
Lard lands a nice knee to the body.
Lard pushes Locke back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Lard scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lard lands a body punch in the clinch.
Locke takes a shot to the head.
Lard avoiding damage as Locke throws knees to the body.
Tubo Lard has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Lard lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Lard creates a bit of space and cracks Locke with an uppercut that drops him to the canvas! Locke is wobbled and seems to be struggling to get back to his feet. 3,4,5. He's up! Phew, his manager will be relieved but they're no doubt wondering whether he'll be able to recover properly and get back in the fight!
Lard clinches.
Lard digs a right hand underneath Locke's ribcage. Locke let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short left from Lard.
A left hand lands to the body for Lard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A nice left hand lands by Lard.
Lard creates a bit of distance and cracks Locke with a big uppercut! Locke goes down! The referee pushes Lard away into a neutral corner and starts the count. 4,5,6,7. Will Locke make it up in time? He's still flopping around all over the place! The referee has called off the fight! Lard takes it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Tubo Lard!
Tubo Lard bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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